Ball Game Beating

Ball Game Beating easy guitar chords by The Jerky Boys

N/A
Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 1

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo
  • Am

  • G

  • D

  • C

  • Bm

    2
  • F

  • Bb

  • Am

  • G

  • D

  • C

  • Bm

    2
  • F

  • Bb

  • Verse 1
    Am

    G

    Hi,

    I'd like to get a hairpiece.

    Excuse me?
    D

    I'd like to get a hairpiece,

    please.
    G

    Do you like information?

    Well, yes.

    I need some information

    because I'd like to tell you some

    information.

    Okay, hold on one second.

    Hello, who you looking for?

    Hi, I just want to know a little

    information on a hairpiece. Okay.
    D
    G

    Um, the other night I was
    C

    out at a basketball game
    G

    with my whole family. Right.

    And I only asked this guy in front

    of me

    to just sit down a bit so I could see
    D
    G

    an d he beat me unmerciful.

    He beat me very badly

    and my hairpiece fell off.

    it fell onto the floor there

    and all of a sudden everyone's laughing at

    me and my family as well.

    And I look up on the screen

    and they had me on the screen

    with my hair laying on the floor.

    And it was awful

    because when he beat me

    my teeth were also in my

    hairpiece.

    Your teeth ended up in your hairpiece?

    Yes, and I just want something.

    My hairpiece is always embarrassing me
    D

    in front of my family and friends.
    G

    I just need to have, like, a transplant

    or weave or something.

    Okay, would you like to come in for a

    consultation?

    Uh, yes.
    D

    Anything would be fine,
    G

    just so we can get on the road

    to recovery here.
    Bm

    Because this is mentally killing me
    G

    as well.

    This is hurting you mentally?

    Yes, it's really

    getting on my nerves.

    Okay, how can we help you out with that?

    I just need some kind of, like, little

    fruity weave

    or some kind of, like, blonde

    basket

    or something that you'll put on

    top of my head.

    No, no, no, a blonde basket,

    like some kind of hair weave,
    C

    kind of like, like a jivey kind of thing.
    G

    right, I think we can help you
    D

    out with that.
    G

    But basically, you'd have to come in for a

    consultation.

    We can take a look at your hair

    and see what exactly...

    Okay, okay.

    Then I'll come in as soon as possible.
    D
    G

    Okay. Can I take your name down?

    My name is Saul. Right. Saul Rosenberg.

    Saul Rosenberg?

    Yes. Okay.

    Can you hold on one second,


    Have you seen our brochure yet?

    No. No, haven't. I'm just very

    scared with all this.

    Well, it's not going be scary to us.

    It's a very simple future.

    being beat like that, unmerciful,

    and having my own flesh and blood

    standing there laughing at me

    when I laid in a puddle of my

    own blood

    and piss was awful.

    I'm so hurt in my stomach with this.

    Oh, Jesus.

    It sounds like, you know,

    you're getting a little overreactive today.

    Well, I'm hurt. a lot things that we can do

    for I'm very hurt. This is just...

    I'd like to just get a nice little piece on my

    head

    where nothing will come

    off from this day on.

    Please.

    Okay, well, Sal, so you understand, most of our systems,


    they require some type of maintenance

    in the future.

    Oh, now, do you suture this to the head,

    like, is it all, like, strapped and, like, stitched in
    F

    or something like this, right into the scalp?

    Uh, that's a procedure
    D

    that we really don't recommend, Sal.

    Oh, okay, as long as I don't get infections.


    No, there won't be any

    infections at all.
    Bb

    Okay, um, listen, I'll contact you right away
    C

    on this

    when I round up a few bucks.

    Let me round up some... a

    few dollars, okay?

    You need to round up a few dollars.

    Okay. Okay. Thank you. Bye bye. Bye bye.

    How did you like the song?

    You need to log in to leave a rating.
    Learn to play Ball Game Beating by The Jerky Boys with GuitarTuna

    Master Ball Game Beating by The Jerky Boys on guitar and explore 10000 tabs created by our verified editors.

    Whether you're learning Ball Game Beating by The Jerky Boys for the first time or perfecting your skills, GuitarTuna makes it easier to practice across guitar, bass and piano. Join 2 Million musicians already playing songs they love on GuitarTuna. Rated 4/5 on App Store.

    Autoscroll20%

    Join millions playing with GuitarTuna

    • #1 Tuner

      in AppStore & Google Play

    • +

      AppStore & Play rating

    • M

      Downloads worldwide

    • k+

      Songs available

    Trusted by guitar players worldwide

    • Best Tuning App Ever

      MaddProfessor

      I've downloaded many tuning apps before and this one is by far the best. Easy to use, super user-friendly, and they have a bunch of fun different chords and songs to help you learn new music. I highly recommend.

    • Well-Designed App

      Rose the Black Cat

      I mostly use this for tuning my guitar, which this app makes ridiculously easy. It also has a large selection of songs to play along to and it helps show you which chords to play as well how to make the shapes with your fingers.

    • Got me back into playing

      Tuliketsune

      I got this app to tune an old guitar, and noticed it has a feature that autoscrolls as I play chords to famous songs. For some reason, this was a lot more motivating for me than any other way of practicing guitar. Now I'm actually practicing and remembering the names of chords 🙂

    • Secret weapon

      Brad

      Not only is it a tuner (best app tuner I've used personally) but it also has a metronome, games, chords, and a plethora of instruments to choose from and it's SUPER easy to navigate. I love it! Thanks for making an awesome app. From one musician to another, THANKS!!!

    • Very reliable tuner

      theNewPaul

      This is a great app! Very easy to use and very reliable, if you are just starting out, you can take a big worry off your mind, by getting in tune quickly and easily with this app. Highly recommended!

    • This is the best guitar tuner ever.

      Caleb Schafli

      It tunes your guitar accurately so you can get the best sound. I like all the other little games as well because they teach you how to play different chords and you can learn to identify the chords by listening to them and it is all offline.

    • Great to tune and play

      Lynae T

      I love how easy it is to tune and find and play my favorite songs.