Skipper Dan chords by Weird Al Yankovic
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Verse 1
(D major) (G major) (D major) (G major) I starred (D major) in
every high school play (G major)
Blew every (D major) drama teacher away (G major)
Gradu (D major) ated first in my class (G major) at (C major) Jul (D major) liard
Verse 2
(G major)
(D major) Took (G major) every (D major) acting workshop I could (G major) (C major)
(G major) And I (D major) dreamed of Hollywood
(G major) (C major) (G major) While I (D major) read my Uta Ha (G major) gen,
and studied (C major) (D major) the Bard
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Verse 3
(G major) (C major)
(G major) Hit the (D major) boards and paid my dues (G major) (C major)
And (D major) got phenomenal rave reviews (G major)
(C major) I (G major) knew the world (D major) was gonna love me,
without (C major) (D major) a doubt
Verse 4
(G major) I (D major) was sure that Tarantino would
be calling me on (G major) my (C major) phone
(D major) Annie Liebowitz would shoot
me for Rolling (G major) (C major) Stone
(D major) But the years have come and
gone (C major) and I'm sorry to say
(G major) That's not the way that
it's all worked out
(D major) I'm a
Verse 5
tour (A major) guide on
the Jungle (G major) Cruise (D major) ride
Skipper (G major) Dan (D major) is the name (A major)
And I'm (B minor) doing (F sharp minor) 34 shows (G major) every day (D major)
And (G major) every time it's the same (A major)
Verse 6
(B minor) Look at those hippos,
they're wig (F sharp minor) gling their ears
(G major) Just like they've done for
the last (A major) 50 years
Now I'm laugh (D major) ing at my own (A major) jokes,
but I'm (G major) crying inside (D major)
'Cause I'm (G major) working on the (A major) Jungle
Cruise (D major) ride
(G major) (C major) (G major) (D major)
Verse 7
(G major) (D major)
Oh the critics they used to say,
(G major) (D major) I was the new Olivier (G major) (D major)
Thought I'd be the toast of (G major)
Sundance, or (C major) maybe (D major) Cannes (G major)
Ah, (C major) but don't (D major) bother
trying to (G major) (C major) IMDB me
(G major) The (D major) only place you might possibly (G major) see (C major) me
Is rid (D major) ing my little boat (G major) around
(D major) (C major) Adventureland
It (G major) ain't exactly what I planned but
(D major) I'm a
Verse 8
tour (A major) guide on
the Jungle (G major) Cruise (D major) ride
Skipper (G major) Dan (D major) is the name (A major)
And I'm (B minor) doing (F sharp minor) 34 shows (G major) every day (D major)
And (G major) every time it's the same (A major)
Verse 9
(B minor) I would've killed if I'd
been (F sharp minor) in Speed- the- Plow
(G major) But what's the difference that's
all (A major) behind me now
'Cause I'm pay (D major) ing the rent (A major) and
I'm swal (G major) lowing my pride
(D major) And I'm work (G major) ing on the Jungle (A major)
Cruise (D major) ride (F major)
Verse 10
I should be there on Broad (G major) way,
Knocking 'em dead (C major) in
(G major) 12 Angry Men (A minor) (F major)
But instead I'm here telling (G major)
these lame jokes
Again, (A major) and again, and again, and again,
And again, and again,
and again
Verse 11
(Bengal tigers (D major) can (A major) (G major) (D major)
jump over (G major) 20 feet)
(D major) (That's an (A major) African (B minor) (F sharp minor)
Bull- Elephant)
(There it (G major) is,
the backside (D major) of (G major) water)
(What have (A major) I done with my (B minor) life?)
Verse 12
I should've listened when my (F sharp minor)
Grandfather said
(G major) Why don't you major in
busi (A major) ness instead?
Now my hopes (D major) have all van (A major) ished
and my (G major) dreams have all (D major) died
And I'll (G major) probably work forever (A major) as a
Verse 13
(D major) Tour guide (A major) on the Jungle (G major) Cruise (D major) ride
Skipper (G major) Dan (D major) is the name (A major)
And I'm (B minor) doing (F sharp minor) 34 shows (G major) every day (D major)
And (G major) every time it's the same (A major)
Verse 14
(B minor) Look at those hippos,
they're wig (F sharp minor) gling their ears
Somebody (G major) shoot me 'cause
I'm (A major) bored to tears
Always said (D major) I'd be fam (A major) ous,
I (G major) guess that I lied (D major)
'Cause I'm (G major) working on
the Jungle (A major) Cruise (B minor) ride (A major)
I'm still (G major) working on the (A major) Jungle Cruise (D major) ride
Skipper Dan
Weird Al Yankovic
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