Well, now I'm sick, sober,
Broke, disgusted, and sad
But look at the fun that I had
I met with a gal in a tavern
Oh, what a beautiful dream
an d that's when I went off my beam
Now I'm sick, sober, an d sorry,
but look at the fun that I had
The jukebox so loudly was played,
each couple having a ball
their sweethearts and pals,
I bet I'm the sickest of all
Now I'm sick, sober and sorry,
but look at the fun that I had
Outside I was hailing a taxi,
I got one this time without fail
It's bored at a start, I never got far
Was only three blocks to the jail
Now I'm sick, sober, and sorry
Broke, disgusted, and sad
But look at the fun that I had