Short Back And Sides chords by 1000 Mexicans

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Verse 1
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Are you feeling all right?
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Only you look a bit queasy
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if you don't mind me saying  so.
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A bit green round the gills. I think
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you ought to sit down.
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Now go on, sit yourself down.
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That's the way.
Can I get you anything?
Honey, you definitely look a bit off.
Definitely off colour.
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No, you sit down and I'll get
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you something.
What's it to be?
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Vodka and orange?
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Only joking.
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God, you do look ill.
Water?
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That should do the trick.
You can drink a glass of water.
No, just sit there.
Just sit there.
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Just sit there.
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I'll get it just sit there you sit still I'll get
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the water so what's it to be
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short back and sides you must
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be stewing under that lot I'll open the window I
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know the last fella used that fruit machine
collapsed I'll have a look at
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the wiring at the weekend.
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You look half dead if you
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don't mind me saying so.
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You do look half dead if you
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mind me saying so.
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I'll get you...
Tell you what I'll do. I'll get you a glass of water
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and something to fuck you about.
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And not only that,
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I've got some tablets round the back there.
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I'll have you on the go in no time.
Are you alright?
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Yeah.
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Have you been eating
something queer?
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Are you alright?
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You haven't been eat
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ing something queer.
Tell you what.
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You stick your feet up.
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I'll get you a glass of water.
You stick your feet up.
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And I'll get you a glass of water.
How does that sound?
Oi.
Oi.
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Oi!
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Oi!
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Oi!