She'S So Dumb chords by Newton, David

SimplifiedG · C · Em · D

GuitarPianoUkulele

Intro 1

I met this girl,

Verse 1
G 
D 
I thought I'd really rate her
Em 
Looked so hot,
C 
G 
I knew I had to date her
Thought my sights were set
D 
on something greater
Em 
C 
I bet it wasn't even one hour later
G 
Em 
C 
G 
Em 
C 
G 
We
had some cocktails
D 
at this real flash place, yeah
Em 
She owned a group beer
C 
with a peach schnapps chaser
G 
D 
We didn't even get so far as dinner
Em 
She threw her peach schnapps
C 
on the main dish, yeah
G 
D 
Em 
I  can't see, it's so real
C 
G 
So prophetic, I was numb
D 
It's so clear, here's the deal
Em 
C 
G 
She's so stupid, she's just dumb
Em 
C 
G 
Em 
C 
She's just dumb
G 
Her mother's wondering
D 
if she takes after
Em 
Daddy's hoping for
C 
G 
some peace here after
They have comments that
D 
are so unprompted
Em 
C 
Her folks, they wonder if she was adopted
G 
D 
I can't see
Em 
It's so real
C 
G 
So prophetic I was numb
D 
It's so clear
Em 
Here's her deal
C 
She's so stupid
G 
D 
Em 
C 
G 
D 
Em 
She's just Seasons die
G 
D 
Die
C 
G 
Dum, dum, dum, dum,
Em 
C 
G 
Em 
C 
dum, dum
G 
I  can't see
D 
It's so real
Em 
C 
G 
So  romantic I was numb
It's so clear
D 
Em 
It's her deal
C 
She's so stupid
G 
She's just
Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum you