trombones led the big parade
There were a hundred and ten coronets
There were followed by rows and rows
of every famous band they could stand
With a hundred and ten coronets
There were more than a thousand
bees sweeping up like wings
There were horns of every
There were top to bottom symphonies
Thundering, thundering, all along the way
Double bell euphoniums and
There were 50- mounted cannon
Ba- ba- ba- bum- bum- bum
Clarinets of every size and trum
A full octave higher than
rang in loud a call of "Brave
" Starting off with a big,
fat bomb, on a Chinese dong
By a big, fat conga at the rear
While a hundred and ten coronet
Then a muslin took my place
And I moved far up and down
rang in loud a call of "Brave
" Starting off with a big, fat bomb,
By a big, fat conga at the rear
Seventy- six trombones did
While a hundred and ten coron
Then a muslin took my place