Segue chords by MC Chris

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Verse 1
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Mr. Chandler,
MC Chris is here to see you.
Send him in.
Hey, Mr. Chandler!
What's happening, man?
How you doing?
I haven't seen you in like forever,
Yeah, yeah.
What's happening?
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What'd you call me in for, man?
Come over here.
Take a pew.
Sit down.
Let's talk some business.
Oh, shit, man.
You look great!
I haven't seen you in,
like, forever, man!
You, like, lost weight, and you—
Thank you. get LASIK surgery?
LASIK surgery?
No, I got 20 -20 vision.
Are you drunk?
Yes, I am drunk,
and I'm proud of it!
There was a show last night,
and it was off the hizzle for Bliggle,
and we did some cocaine and
some methamphetamines
by seven o 'clock in the morning.
and I was riding a whole team of horses
on the ocean's skin of the
water.
What's the matter with you?
You're spending money we don't
have, man.
You gotta remember,
my fortune's tied to yours.
My kids are eating
out of dumpsters.
Look at this.
Look at this thin sliver of a desk I
have here.
They repossessed 80 % of my desk.
Man, you know how much I like hot
dogs.
There's no room for hot dogs
on my desk anymore.
You see that? Yeah.
What's wrong with you?
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You gotta start making money!
I'm sorry,
I'm trying the best I possibly can.
I'm just one man.
Have you heard the new songs,
man, you heard the skits?
Yeah, the new songs stink.
And the skits are costing too much cheddar,
man. need those skits.
They break up the monotony
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of the music an  d people
come
I don't get the whole skit
G 
thing, frankly.
They're not funny.
They're not funny.
They're not funny.
It's funny and people love
them.
It's just references.
Who's getting these references?
A lot of people are.
Everybody gets,
when you hear something
you've heard before,
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that's comedy. that's not comedy.
The songs you're writing
now are garbage.
Everybody hates them.
What are you talking about?
They're hilarious.
You gotta get back to
your roots.
What was that song
D 
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that everybody liked?
Hijack? No, no.
The song everybody liked.
It was popular.
People quote it. Tussin. Tussin?
No.
What the hell is Tussin?
No, it was the song about the guy
Em 
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from Star Wars in his car.
C 
Fet's Fet.
G 
No, it was the bounty hunter from Star
Wars in
Yeah, it's Fet's
Fet, Mr. Chandler.
No, it was that guy.
He was a bounty hunter.
He was in Star
Mr. Chandler, it's Fet's Fet.
Listen to me.
Look at me.
Look at me in the eyes.
It's Fet's Fet.
What is it?
Fet's Fet.
Yeah, Fet's Fet. That's it.
You've got to write more songs
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G 
like Fet's Fet.
Come on.
There were like 12 bounty hunters
on that Super Star Destroyer.
Oh, come on, Mr. Chandler.
It's played out!
You can't ask me to do
this! played out.
What am I telling you here?
You gotta write more songs
about bounty hunters from
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G 
Star Wars in vehicles. No!
Like, I can't believe I'm coming
up with this
for you, uh, Zookas' Prius.
F 
Oh!
G 
Or, uh, IG -88's 57 Chevy.
Oh, Mr. Chandler!
Dengar's dump truck.
No!
They're great ideas.
Listen, you put Bosque on a Segway,
you're gonna sell records.
And let me cleverly,
uh, use that to Segway
into my next point to you,
which is you got
to get out on the red carpet.
I get out on the red carpet
all the time.
I ate my girl last night. Yum.
No, I'm not talking about
giving cunnilingus
while a woman is menstruating. I'm talking
about getting out there,
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shaking people's hands.
G 
I'm talking about getting the name out there,
getting into some car accidents
with Lindsay Lohan.
I can't get into a car acci
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dent.
G 
They won't let me drive a car
because I have a peg leg.
Keep fighting me.
See where it gets you.
Get out there.
Get to the YouTube awards.
Get to the internet Emmys.
They have those?
I don't know if they have those.
Get on the internet, find out,
and if they exist, go to them.
You gotta get out there
and press the flesh.
Mr. Chandler,
those two assassins you hired to kill
MC Chris on the red carpet
so as to cement his icon
status
and increase record sales
are on line two.
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Pfft. Ooh. Busted.
G 
Uh, I gotta take this call.
Okay, Mr. Chandler.
I guess I'll just head on out.
Hey, kid.
Yeah, Mr. Chandler?
Get the fuck out of my office.
Okay, Mr. Chandler.