I don't quite understand it.
Some people adore some things,
while others think they're shit.
I love the work of Sebastian Kruger,
always the same old ba sics.
Melodies using the same tricks.
Words that are unoriginal to read.
It only takes a second now
Amazing what a twist can do
Thanks to technology oh so new
I wrote a song once which speeded up
And called it then Jerk Rhythm
Which can be done without
Art is a strange creature
It doesn't take much to know
What you like an d what you don't
I'm personally fond of Michelangelo
I like the paintings of Salvador Dali
And the blues of McGuinness
The one thing that I cannot stand
Is artists trying to be clever
Those fakes who twist their values around
Silly shoes, pretension forever
Like bending sense for stupid rhyme
It doesn't have to, every time
These popular poets are pas t their prime
Make mine a soda with a twist of lime
virtually impossible to define