Tonight we'll have a party
We'll eat some food that's rare
And at the head of the table I'll place
Invite all the local big dogs
We'll laugh and talk and eat
But we'll save the bones for
Cause fish is a special dish
Get a large can of molasses
So we'll have something sweet
But we'll save the bones for
Cause the things he eat don't drip
They started off with short ribs
Then they finished up with steak
But when the feast was over
And we served the bones to
Our banquet was most proper
Right down to the mid -tass
From soup to lots and bagels
We thought the chops were mellow
He said his chops were beef
And we served the bones to
He's been on fish since 66
Grease when he eatin' that cheese
I'm in the mood for seafood
But he exactly wants seafood
Do you want fish, spaghetti, special sauce, lettuce,