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Sassy Britches easy guitar chords by 
Self
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Verse 1
C
G
C
Cm
i once knew a girl named sassy britches
G
and she would call my name
C
Cm
C
3000 times a day
G
Csus2
C
she was running round
Cm
town burning bridges
G
and now my ride homes
C
G
never quite the same
i once knew a girl named
Em
Eb
G
sassy britches
and i swear unto you it's
F
C
Eb
G
her god given name
Em
i told her friends they're stuckup
Eb
G
bitches
and now my napkin's soaked
Em
C
F
with bloodstains
C
the more you learn the less you know
Eb
G
i'll bet everything is fine
Eb
G
Bb
F
i'll bet everything is fine
C
the more you see the less you show
G
oh yeah, everything is fine
Eb
G
this shit happens all the time
D
G
oh yeah, everything is fine
Eb
C
this shit happens all the time
G
her family showered me
Em
Eb
with countless riches
G
yet i'm in a bit of a bind
F
C
Eb
i need much more than that
C
G
C
Em
maybe i can sell her cooking - classy,
Eb
tasty, de licious dishes
G
then give my spiel about how
Em
C
F
it's imported
C
the less you seed the more you grow
Eb
G
i'll bet nothing is on time
Eb
G
Gm
F
i'll bet nothing is ever on time
C
the more you see the less you show
G
oh yeah, everything is fine
Eb
G
this shit happens all the time
Dm
D
G
oh yeah, everything is fine
Eb
G
this shit happens all the time
Dm
D
G
i need something i can't find
Eb
G
oh yeah, everything is fine
D
G
this shit happens all the time
Eb
C
G
F#m
F
Eb
G
this shit happens all the time
F#m
F
Eb
G
F#m
F
Eb
G
F#m
F#dim
F
G
Cm
Eb
G
Eb
G
Eb
G
Eb
G
Em
i still know a girl named sassy
Eb
G
britches
and her voice comforts me
C
Em
Eb
flying right thru thin air
G
now i've taken time off work
Em
Eb
to protest her wishes
G
but noone's ever around
Em
C
F
is there anyone there
C
the more you learn the less you know
Eb
G
i'll bet you're all out of line
Eb
G
i'll bet you're all out of line
(turn around with the wrong
reaction)
(fake us out with a cheap
F
distraction)
C
the more you reap the more you owe
G
oh yeah, everything is fine
Eb
G
this shit happens all the time
D
G
oh yeah, everything is fine
Eb
G
this shit happens all the time
D
G
oh yeah everything is fine
Eb
G
this shit happens all the time
D
G
oh yeah, everything is fine
Eb
C
this shit happens all the time
Verse 2
G
Eb
oh miss britches, sassy and sweet
G
Dm
tell me what more could a young girl be
G
Eb
i've got a punk rock band called love
G
Dm
we've got songs that consist of
G
Eb
Dm
8- bar sections, gritty and brash
G
Dm
we got a gig opening for the clash
G
Eb
everyone clowned us, sassy oh sassy
C
what makes a punk rocker
treat us so nasty
mountain dew and a pierced eardrum
what makes a punk rock act so dumb
velvet postcards i'll send ya miss britches
G
C
bit my tongue and received
nine stitches
G
bitches and ho's always
C
come to the shows
G
C
popping sugar and butterscotch
G
in the nose and it shows
cause they'll lose their
C
hair like ted danson
G
snatch up all the kiddies and then
C
hold 'em all for ransom
burn all your bridges and then build
F
'em back with plastic
little old ladies makin'
cookies from elastica
and it don't stop there!
ex- bass players all have blue hair
boo- boop- be- doop- a- shang-
a- lang- coccoa- puff
kurt haggadorn has a self big- muff
betcha makes ya dizzy
watch the big wax spin
turn it up to 20, just a suggestion
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