Sassy Britches
Sassy Britches

Sassy Britches easy guitar chords by Self

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  • C

  • G

  • Cm

    3
  • Csus2

  • Em

  • Eb

    6
  • F

  • Bb

  • D

  • Gm

    3
  • Dm

  • F#m

    2
  • F#dim

    4
  • C

  • G

  • Cm

    3
  • Csus2

  • Em

  • Eb

    6
  • F

  • Bb

  • D

  • Gm

    3
  • Dm

  • F#m

    2
  • F#dim

    4
  • Verse 1
    once 
    knew 
    a girl 
    named 
    sassy 
    britches 

    and 
    she 
    would 
    call 
    my 
    name 

    3000 times 
    a day 

    she 
    was 
    running 
    round 

    town 
    burning 
    bridges 

    and now my 
    ride 
    homes 

    never 
    quite 
    the same 

    once 
    knew 
    a girl 
    named 

    sassy 
    britches 

    and i 
    swear 
    unto 
    you 
    it's 

    her 
    god 
    given 
    name 

    told 
    her friends 
    they're stuckup 

    bitches 

    and now 
    my 
    napkin's soaked 

    with 
    bloodstain

    the more 
    you 
    learn 
    the less 
    you 
    know 

    i'll 
    bet 
    everything 
    is 
    fine 

    i'll 
    bet 
    everything 
    is fine 

    the more 
    you 
    see 
    the less 
    you 
    show 

    oh 
    yeah, 
    everything 
    is 
    fine 

    this shit 
    happens 
    all 
    the time 

    oh 
    yeah, 
    everything 
    is 
    fine 

    this shit 
    happens 
    all 
    the time 

    her 
    family 
    showered 
    me 

    with 
    countless 
    riches 

    yet 
    i'm in 
    a bit 
    of a bind 

    need 
    much 
    more 
    than 
    that 

    maybe 
    can 
    sell 
    her 
    cooking 
    - classy, 

    tasty, 
    de
    licious 
    dishes 

    then 
    give 
    my spiel 
    about 
    how 

    it's 
    imported 

    the less 
    you 
    seed 
    the more 
    you 
    grow 

    i'll 
    bet 
    nothing 
    is 
    on 
    time 

    i'll 
    bet 
    nothing 
    is ever 
    on 
    time 

    the more 
    you 
    see 
    the less 
    you 
    show 

    oh 
    yeah, 
    everything 
    is 
    fine 

    this shit 
    happens 
    all 
    the time 

    oh 
    yeah, 
    everything 
    is 
    fine 

    this 
    shit 
    happens 
    all 
    the time 

    need 
    something 
    i can't 
    find 

    oh 
    yeah, 
    everything 
    is fine 

    this shit 
    happens 
    all 
    the 
    time 

    this 
    shit 
    happens 
    all 
    the 
    time 




    i still 
    know 
    a girl 
    named 
    sassy 

    britches 

    and her 
    voice 
    comforts 
    me 

    fly
    ing 
    right 
    thru thin 
    air 

    now 
    i've 
    taken 
    time 
    off 
    work 

    to 
    protest 
    her 
    wishes 

    but 
    noone's 
    ever 
    around 

    is 
    there anyone 
    there 

    the more 
    you 
    learn 
    the less 
    you 
    know 

    i'll 
    bet 
    you're 
    all 
    out 
    of line 

    i'll 
    bet 
    you're 
    all 
    out 
    of 
    line 

    (turn around with the wrong 

    reaction) 

    (fake us out 
    with 
    a cheap 

    distraction) 

    the more 
    you 
    reap 
    the more 
    you 
    owe 

    oh 
    yeah, 
    everything 
    is 
    fine 

    this shit 
    happens 
    all 
    the time 

    oh 
    yeah, 
    everything 
    is 
    fine 

    this shit 
    happens 
    all 
    the time 

    oh 
    yeah 
    everything 
    is 
    fine 

    this shit 
    happens 
    all 
    the time 

    oh 
    yeah, 
    everything 
    is 
    fine 

    this shit 
    happens 
    all 
    the 
    time 

    Verse 2
    oh 
    miss 
    britches, 
    sassy 
    and 
    sweet 

    tell me 
    what 
    more 
    could 
    young 
    girl 
    be 

    i've 
    got 
    a punk 
    rock 
    band 
    called 
    love 

    we've 
    got 
    songs 
    that 
    consist 
    of 

    8- bar 
    sections, 
    gritty 
    and 
    brash 

    we 
    got 
    a gig 
    open
    ing for 
    the 
    clash 

    everyone 
    clowned us, 
    sassy 
    oh 
    sassy 

    what 
    makes 
    punk rocker 

    treat 
    us so 
    nasty 

    mountain 
    dew 
    and 
    a pierced 
    eardrum 

    what 
    makes 
    a punk 
    rock 
    act 
    so 
    dumb 

    velvet 
    postcards 
    i'll send 
    ya miss 
    britches 

    bit 
    my 
    tongue 
    and 
    re
    ceived 

    nine 
    stitches 

    bitches 
    and 
    ho's 
    always 

    come 
    to the 
    shows 

    popping 
    sugar 
    and 
    butter
    scotch 

    in 
    the nose 
    and 
    it 
    shows 

    cause 
    they'll lose 
    their 

    hair 
    like ted 
    danson 

    snatch 
    up all 
    the kiddies 
    and 
    then 

    hold 
    'em all 
    for ransom 

    burn 
    all 
    your bridges 
    and 
    then build 

    'em back 
    with 
    plastic 

    little 
    old 
    ladies 
    makin' 

    cookies 
    from 
    elastica 

    and 
    it don't 
    stop 
    there! 

    ex- 
    bass 
    players 
    all 
    have 
    blue 
    hair 

    boo- 
    boop- 
    be- doop- a- shang- 

    a- lang- 
    coccoa- puff 

    kurt 
    haggadorn has 
    a self 
    big- 
    muff 

    betcha 
    makes 
    ya dizzy 

    watch 
    the big 
    wax 
    spin 

    turn 
    it up to 
    20, just a suggestion 

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