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Rufus Is A Tit Man easy guitar chords by 
Loudon Wainwright Iii
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Intro 1
G
D
G
D
G
D
G
D
Verse 1
G
Rufus
D
G
is a tit man
D
Suckin' on his mamma's gland
Suckin' on the nipple
G
D
C
Em
C
It's a sweeter than the ripple wine.
D
G
D
G
D
Yes its sweeter than the wine.
C
You can tell by the way the boy burps
D
G
D
that it's gotta taste fine.
G
Verse 2
D
Marco Polo craved the
spice and silk
And Rufus craves the mamma's milk
G
D
G
No moo- cow no billy- goat
D
Is gonna get the baby's vote.
C
Come on mamma,
G
D
G
D
Come on and open up your shirt
C
Yeah you've got the goods mamma
D
G
D
Give the little boy a squirt.
G
Verse 3
D
For my lungs and my liver
I do definitely fear.
I like to suck on cigarettes
And drink the wine and beer.
C
The doctor says I'm oral
D
Blblblbllla- a- a- a- a- .
C
D
G
D
G
D
And I believe it's true.
C
Ah son you look so satisfied
D
G
I envy you.
Interlude 1
D
G
D
Verse 4
D
So put Rufus on the left one
G
D
And put me right on the right
G
D
And like Romulus and Remus
G
D
We'll suck all night.
C
Come on mamma
G
Come on and lactate awhile.
D
G
D
C
Yeah look down
on us mamma
G
And flash us aMadonna smile.
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