I was hella drunk one night
Had a gang of dope in the trunk that night
And drivin with one headlight
Then hit a couple of donuts cause
I like to have hoes on my nuts
That was a cap so that bitch
I was drunk and she knew it
When I speeded past police
and that muthafucka T. Lewis
I'm in first place, a high speed chase,
I'm leavin em in my hooptie
The bitch mumbled "Let me out"
(Hey, let me outta here!)
Took a second look and she was
chewin a half a ounce in her mouth
I tried to pause and shit, she hit the fog
I had jumped out quick and got ran
Task hit they brakes, too late
Ran straight into the sidekick,
fucked up the bitch's face
I think the accident killed her
But that's the first time a nigga got
away drivin a fo'- cylinder
They called for re- inforcement
I had a head- on collision with the
Bounced, popped the trunk,
and went for muthafuckin broke
Finally made it to the spot, my nigga was hot
He had the clientele because
Sellin weight out your house
Lettin a bitch keep your safe
A fifth of gin to the face
(It's just another burial ground you
muthafuckas gotta dig up)
A gang of niggas rollin craps
Leavin your house without your strap
(It's just another burial ground you
muthafuckas gotta dig up)
Kickin it with my niggas at
this bitch won't let me out her eyesight
Cause she been starin for a long- ass time,
She's hella fine, a big behind,
Thinkin to myself: I gotta get her
Figured this top- notch bitch had a nigga
She said he just quit her
Her name was Sharlene and
With ass bustin all out her Guess jeans
Seems kinda sprung on that Oak nigga
I don't have one cause all
these hoes are gold- diggers
So I ain't lookin for a romance
She giggled a little and then she asked
I started grabbin on that ass, hops
But when I felt on that cock
Cause a nigga came out swingin
Right in the middle of a song
that Levert fat- as s was singin
He snuffed the bitch in the
I got bumrushed to the ground
when security kicked us out
Picked up a bottle from the ground
and cramped his ass with a forty ounce
Niggas buff as I park and hit
He was laid out on the ground
with a lump in his dreads
The bitch had came out with some
niggas to help her ex- boyfriend
My homie [Name] had got the
I grabbed the bitch by her throat
and damn near chopped her jaw off
I tried to scuffle but the nigga
straight wrestled me down
cause he had bigger muscles
My homie sprayed the shit like a chopper,
I screamed out "Help!" cause
I had a dead nigga on top of me
muthafuckin chest to bits
Sellin weight out your house
Lettin a bitch keep your safe
A fifth of gin to the face
(It's just another burial ground you
muthafuckas gotta dig up)
A gang of niggas rollin craps
Leavin your house without your
(It's just another burial ground you
muthafuckas gotta dig up)
Looney Tun es in this muthafucka
What's up you ballin- ass nigga,
(Givin that gat to them bitches,
Still the Pimp of the Year, youknowmsayin?