Get with these motherfuckin' rules,
Fuck that rule number one
Don't think about beginnin'
And I can't even stop, this shit is so hot
I bet it's like a feeling when
But I ain't never been so rude
Number two, I keep an itchy finger
Niggas don't know the me,
And rule number three, you know I'm good
And if it gets to that, you know it's porn
I'm pullin' on the trigger
till the whole clip's gone
I'm no trick, and no punk,
But not a little ganker on
the stride for a come -up
So rule number four, nigga,
And if not, you should beware
Because your lips and your ass
are gettin' took out for the game
I'ma take you all the way
And the rule is for you to
keep a fine bitch tricked
Dumb bitch want some people at
the lake to go some stinky toes
And now your brother's bumpin',
they keep a bitch in her place
I got something on my mind
that you niggas love or hate
yeah, I'm the funky player
I fucked around and slowly started
Check it, and I ain't never slipped yet
Bet that I won't never will,
and if I did, I got a stanky net
An d so it's up with the charts now
And number nine said the nigga
Now did you think I was capable of this?