Ricky Tidwell's Momma chords by Tim Wilson
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Intro 1
(G major)
Verse 1
Ricky (G major) Tidwell was a great athlete.
He was a (C major) big strong boy
that was quick on his feet.
every (G major) college in the country
wanted Ricky blocking (D major) on their line.
But when the (G major) scouts come
knocking on Ricky's door,
they (C major) didn't want to talk to
young Rick no more.
When (G major) they saw his (D major) mama,
she's the one they wanted to (G major) sign.
She was a roll -ball woman
raised on a (D major) farm
Hat (C major) bare, bright tattooed
on her forearm
She was (G major) mangered in
hell and run to 40 in 4 (D major) .3
She could (G major) squat 600, bench press 5
The (C major) hands down mean as
homemaker alive
Got a (G major) scholarship play (D major) in'
linebacker in the SEC (G major)
Ricky (C major) Tidwell's mama's
gonna play football
Her (G minor) real name's (G major) Doris,
but they gonna call her (D major) too tall
She's got (G major) shoulders and
a hind end four foot wide
Gone (C major) to college on a (E flat major) full ride
Mrs. (G minor) Tidwell, (D major) will you play in
the (C major) NCAA? (B flat major) (G major) (G minor)
(G major) She'd wash all her
teammates' uniforms
Tucked (C major) everybody in in
the football dorm
Cooked (G major) a game meal,
said the Lord's (D major) Prayer
You're missin' a jockstrap,
she's got a spare
Crawl (G major) in the huddle and call all the plays
The (C major) only one tough
enough to go both ways
Get a (G major) mouthful of mud,
scarred up knees
(D major) Cussin' out the coaches
and the referees
Rick (C major) y Tidwell's mama's
gonna play football
Her (G major) real name's Doris,
everybody calls her too tall (D major)
They say she's a (G major) fine young man,
but she's really not
Mickey's (C major) mama was the
master of the (E flat major) cheap shot
And on a (G major) triple op (D major) tion play,
she'd (C major) ruin your (B flat major) day (G major)
She had a (F major) team in tackles
and a (C major) league in sacks
Re (G major) sponsible for killing nine running backs
But the (F major) school's reputation
was (C major) destroyed
They ac (D major) cused Ricky's
mama of steroids
Ricky (C major) Tidwell's mama's on probation
The (G major) college has started
an investiga (D major) tion
Yeah, they wouldn't leave (G minor) poor
Ricky (G major) Tidwell's mama alone
Said (C major) she'd been takin' male (E flat major) hormones
Mrs. (G major) Tidwell's (D major) gonna be
held in the (C major) N (B flat major) .S (G major) .A.
Ricky Tidwell's mama
I got (G minor) a plagiarized personal file
Num (G major) ber 56
Hotspots with live (G minor) content
Illegal use (G major) of a clothesline
15 (G minor) (G major) -yard penalty
Gonna be second down (G minor)
(G major) Sir, (G minor) would you please stop (G major) doing that? (G minor)
(G major) Ma 'am! (D major)
(G major) Ma 'am! (G minor)
Is this your (G major) cut? (G major)
Rick (G major) y Tidwell's my ma 'am...
Ricky Tidwell's Momma
Tim Wilson
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