Return Of Rocky Mountain Slim & Desert Rat Shorty chords by Woody Guthrie

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Verse 1
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Well, friends, we've got a
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little surprise for you today.
We've got old Rocky
Mountain Slim
and Desert Rat Shorty.
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Both of them are riding right
straight at you
over the microphone.
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Nice, pretty, sun -shiny day outside,
and I hope you feel good as we feel,
friends.
Friends, I hope you feel, friends,
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I mean, hope you do.
Hello there, Rocky. Howdy,
Desert Rat Shorty folks.
This is old Rocky Mountain Slim
and Desert Rat Shorter
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saying, howdy and good morning.
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Just want to tell you about
our big songbook, folks.
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Contains 26 of our best songs,
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and that great big 8x10
photograph ourselves
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is suitable for framing now.
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Right on in here, Desert,
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and tell the folks a little bit
about some of them songs we are selling.
just want to tell you what all you get in that there
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great big 8 by 10 song book
suitable for a dollar, dollar and a half,
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I mean framing.
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You, first you get the answer
to Nobody's Darling Except Mine
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an d reply to the Birmingham Jail.
And then on page 22
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you get Bury Me Beneath The Willer
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and then Blue Eyes
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and then the answer to Blue Eyes.
Then on the back side of that
you get the answer to the reply
to Nobody's Darling Except Mine.
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And then you get another little piece there,
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it's called Nobody's Darling
Except Yours.
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And then Nobody's Darling Except
His.
And then Nobody's Darling At All.
And then the answer to Nobody's
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Darling At All.
And of course the Rocky Mountain picture,
Suitable For Framing.
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And if you're not satisfied with this here songbook folks,
all you've got to do is
just tear 10 gallons gasoline off
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and mail it in to the top side of,
I mean, just mail in 10 gallons of topside
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of one of our cartoons or cigarettes
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an d mail it right on
back to us.
And we'll send you your money
as cheerful
as you sent it in to us.
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That's the best  offer we can make,
ain't it, Rocky?
Shorty, Shorty and folks, don't forget
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this offer.
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We only have a limited supply.
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It ain't gonna last all the time.
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Get your dollars and send in now
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for that big, wonderful songbook.
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Oh, Desert Rat sure has been tellin' you about,
folks.
You see, a very big clock on the wall now,
Desert Rat and I gotta be ridin' right out
of the state.
Yeah, we gotta be goin', folks.
So long, folks.
Friends, I hope we're friends.
Take it off, we'll be friends.
We ain't friends, we're
gonna be friends.
Friends.
Sorry I didn't have time to sing an old piece today,
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but we'll get to sing one tomorrow,
folks.
Business is business, you know.