Best Tuning App Ever
MaddProfessor
“I've downloaded many tuning apps before and this one is by far the best. Easy to use, super user-friendly, and they have a bunch of fun different chords and songs to help you learn new music. I highly recommend.”
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Verse 1
Yo!
I
bust
in,
devilish
grin,
disgustin'
Asshole,
freckled
cheeks
and a butt-
chin
Callin'
all party
animals,
get
On the floor
when
I pop
up
on some
Whac- A- Mole
shit
In search
of
a chick
who's stacked
and so
thick
And implant
s
are so
big
She
can hang
me up
on that
rack, big
ol'
tits
Like
Anna Nicole
Smith
Body's
bananas
and sas
s
to go
with
I
spot
you
at first
glance
and go
"shit!"
You
wearin'
those
pants
that don't
fit
That
butt
won't
ever give
up
That's why
you stick
it out
no matter
what,
huh?
'Cause you
got an
as
s
that won't
quit
So,
get on
the horn,
my saxophone
Grab
hold
of
my
instrument,
get
a grasp,
and blow
"whee"
You just
laugh
and go
"heehee"
'Cause
you're just
as nasty
so
that's
appropri
ate
Verse 2
That's why
I
love
you,
'cause you re
mind
me
of
me
That's
why
I
love
you,
'cause
you're like
me (yeah, me)
I said
I
love
you,
'cause you re
mind
me
of
me
That's
why
I
love
you,
'cause
you're like
me,
nasty
(yeah, me)
Verse 3
You know,
I'm wearin'
a new shirt
tonight
too
(yo)
With me
on
it
I'm look
Verse 4
in' at
your tight
rear
like a sightseer
Your
booty
is
heavy duty
like
diarrhea
The
plan's
to bring
you to my
house
You're drinkin'
Jack
and Beam
I'm
thinkin'
soon
this
tramp'll lean
so
we should
bounce
But
you're outta
your tube-
top
If
you're thinkin'
that
mi
casa
es su
casa
Yeah,
you're a cute
fox
Perfect
ten
so
back
that up
like a
moonwalk
Girl,
you're smokin'
like Snoop
Dogg
But
you must
be
tokin' if you think
you're takin'
over
my
quarters
There
goes
the dime
into
the jukebox
Two shots
of blue
Hpnotiq and soon
I'll
Turn
this pool
hall to
a bar
room
brawl
So,
Rick,
scratch
on the break
like
the
cue
ball
Turn
the volume
all the
way up
on your
boombox
And excuse
the locker
room
talk,
I'm just
too raw
But
apparently,
so
are you,
ma
'Cause
you
just kicked
me in
the balls
and told
me to screw
off
Verse 5
And that's
why
I
love
you,
'cause
you re
mind
me
of
me
That's
why
I
love
you,
'cause
you're like
me (yeah, me)
I said
I
love
you,
'cause you re
mind
me
of
me
That's
why
I
love
you,
'cause
you're like
me,
nasty
(yeah,
me)
Verse 6
Said, said,
"Can I
take
you home,
where
we
can
be
alone?"
Shorty,
you the
shit, girl,
I ordered
you to sit
I know you're
probably feelin'
me
more than you
admit
Pull up
a chair,
sweetie,
let me
order
you a
drink
I only
go to
meetings
court-
ordered
from
a shrink
So from
the bottom
to the
top,
floor
to
ceilin'
You ain't
run of the
mill,
you're one
in
a million
'Cause
real
tits
are still
fun
But
everybody
knows
fake
tits
are still
better
than
real
ones
Verse 7
So come
and spend
the night
with the guy
most
are terrified
of
But
tonight,
curiosity
over
rides
ya
Beside
ya fired
up
like
a
starter
pistol
Crystal,
let's slide
hun,
tonight
I'm
your pilot
'Cause you should
be
up in
the sky,
girl
You're so
fuck
ing
fly,
you belong
in
the mile
high
club
So
come on,
baby,
the
night's
young
Don't string
me
along,
I'm
high- strung
We might
wind
up
on mound
like
we're tryin'
for the Cy
Young
Fuckin'
'fore
we get
to the
house
Screwin'
our brains
out
like changing
a
lightbulb
That's why
I like
ya,
'cause
I'm crazy
just
like
ya
Now every
time
I get
brain,
you screw
mine
up
I barely
can
think straight,
your head
game
is a mindfuck
So
ready,
set,
aim
and fire
Yes,
babe,
I'm
fallin'
in
like,
that's
kinda,
why
I
love
I love
you,
'cause
you re
Verse 8
mind
me
of
me
That's
why
I
love
you,
'cause
you're like
me (yeah, me)
I said
I
love
you,
'cause
you re
mind
me
of
me
That's why
I
love
you,
'cause
you're like
me,
nasty (yeah, me)
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Rose the Black Cat
“I mostly use this for tuning my guitar, which this app makes ridiculously easy. It also has a large selection of songs to play along to and it helps show you which chords to play as well how to make the shapes with your fingers.”
Got me back into playing
Tuliketsune
“I got this app to tune an old guitar, and noticed it has a feature that autoscrolls as I play chords to famous songs. For some reason, this was a lot more motivating for me than any other way of practicing guitar. Now I'm actually practicing and remembering the names of chords 🙂”
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Brad
“Not only is it a tuner (best app tuner I've used personally) but it also has a metronome, games, chords, and a plethora of instruments to choose from and it's SUPER easy to navigate. I love it! Thanks for making an awesome app. From one musician to another, THANKS!!!”
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theNewPaul
“This is a great app! Very easy to use and very reliable, if you are just starting out, you can take a big worry off your mind, by getting in tune quickly and easily with this app. Highly recommended!”
This is the best guitar tuner ever.
Caleb Schafli
“It tunes your guitar accurately so you can get the best sound. I like all the other little games as well because they teach you how to play different chords and you can learn to identify the chords by listening to them and it is all offline.”
Great to tune and play
Lynae T
“I love how easy it is to tune and find and play my favorite songs.”