What do you say, let's just kind of keep the
spirit up with a little novelty tune called
You take a little cheatin' here and a little cheatin' there,
stay out late with a new day.
Have a little cheer with another round of beer,
that's the recipe for a heartache.
Well, you tell the little gal you're with an old pal
who's celebrating his new namesake
but a gal that's worth another chance on the heartache
Well, an old girlfriend happens in
your office without a warning
The good times start with an old sweetheart
and you don't get home till morning
You can't deny your wife's reply,
your lipstick isn't all straight
You're gonna hear a holler about the red on your collar,
that's the recipe for a heartache.
Well you take a slow train
There's a gal you gotta see
And you really think that you
Awaitin' at the door all puckered
You got a real recipe for a heartache to be
If you call him fed all tuckered
If your wife is weary when you say deary
I gotta make a fast connection
Assure your pet that it's a jet
With turbine fuel injection
Lorraine down the country lane
Your wife caught you in the cane break
You couldn't explain about raisin' cane
And that's the recipe for a heartache
So live it up, don't give it up
If misery's your favorite cup
Then lead this life, lose your wife
That's the recipe for a heartache
Well, there it is, friends.