Key: C major
Verse 1
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Uuurgh!
F
I want to take your leave but there's a policeman
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F
eyeing me. (Hey!)
You know he's there
every week I wonder
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F
C
What his query can be.
Maah, the string in me leg's gone and
Interlude 1
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F
C
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D
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C
Verse 2
C
F
when she comes.
And she's got a three legged
goat originally belonged
To her mother,
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D
and it misses her mother when it runs.
Dm
F
Ah this house is such a mess it's - full
Interlude 2
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C
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D
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Verse 3
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You see I never seen those
kind of things since I had a
Wife whose tits made me cheat at cards
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D
- and in hearts. Unnnh!
it's just a team of tarts.
C
Verse 4
(Spoken) Andrew,
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C
don't put me on like this again.
You should have warned the public,
not me, that John, George,
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Paul and Ringo - or Linda - or Yoko
Weren't on this bloody record
Outro 1
in the first place.
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ChordsC F D Dm
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