Joseph was taken to Egypt
by a captain named Potiphar.
Optipha had very few heirs.
He was one of Egypt's millionaires.
buying shares in pyramids.
And a large percentage of the Nile
Meant that I could really live in style
Joseph was an unimportant slave
Who found he liked his master
Consequently worked much harder,
Potiphar could see that Joseph was
Made a leader of his household,
Potiphar was cool and still fine,
But my wife would never up to the line.
It's all there in chapter thirty
don't believe everything you read,
She was beautiful, but...
Saw a lot of men against his will.
He would have to tell her
Had attracted her attention
Every morning she would beckon
Come and lie with me, love
Until one day she proved too eager
Please stop, I don't believe in free love Pity
When he heard a mighty rumpus
Suddenly he knew his witches
couldn't buy him what he wanted
Nor would never make him happy
Ladies are the mighty ones
What if all of us were thrown
Joseph, I'll see you rot in jail
Poor poor Joseph locked up in a cell