Point Of Order (Baa, Baa Black Sheep) chords by Stan Freberg

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Verse 1
Ladies and gentlemen,
C 
we take you now to the committee room,
where Baa Baa Black Sheep
is being investigated
at the subcommittee shearings.
He is accused of receiving a special shearing,
instead of being clipped with the rest
of the flock.
The next voice you will hear
is that of the council.
And now, Mr. Sheep,
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will you or not tell
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C 
the committee your full name?
A 
Baa Baa Black Sheep!
C 
Now, Mr. Black Sheep, I see here,
I understand that
you have been accused...
Fm 
Excuse me, do you have a point of order,
Bb 
Eb 
A 
Senator?
Fm 
But I have...
Bb 
C 
But I have only asked
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C 
him his name so far.
B 
Fm 
But don't you see, he is inhuman.
C 
He is a sheep.
A 
Oh, drop it. will ask you now.
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Ba -ba, black sheep,
have you any wool?
C 
I did have, but I've been sheared,
and I'm cold.
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Do you realize that you have
C 
not answered my last question?
Could I have the last question read?
B 
Uh, he said read.
Did you hear him?
Let the record show...
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or not possess a quantity of a
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fibrous substance
which grows on or about your back,
Fm 
and from which, as well as being used in the manufacture of garments,
C 
a byproduct known as lanolin
is made for the herculean adornment
of the human race?
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Now I think you can give me
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a simple yes or no
C 
answer on this. Yes or no?
Point of order.
Would you tell the subcommittee
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how many bags full?
B 
Point of order.
C 
Yes sir, yes sir.
Three bags full.
Point of order.
Now let's see.
Point of order.
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C 
Let's see.
Point of order.
Let's see.
Point of order.
Let's see.
Point of order.
Let's see.
G 
Point of order.
Let's see.
Point of order.
C 
Let's see.
Point of order.
Oh, I am in good voice today.
B 
Objection, Mr. Chairman.
C 
I like the last statement stricken
Eb 
from this record.
Bb 
A 
He's in a lousy voice.
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C 
G 
We'll be that as it
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C 
D 
C 
B 
Much longer must a circus continue.
I think we're entitled to or drop it now,
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Bb 
mr Mr. Sheep, how did you dispose
C 
Eb 
of these three bags of wool?
C 
One for my dame
and one for the little boy
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who lives down the lane.
Bb 
Point of order, Mr. Chairman.
Eb 
Bb 
I   think anyone who would rhyme
C 
B 
dame and lane
Bb 
is a bad risk.
Eb 
C 
What are you, with me or against me?
Mr. Sheep, in this photograph of you,
Fm 
the dame and the little boy down the lane,
C 
Fm 
has anybody been cut out?
Eb 
My master. He's been cropped.
Ab 
G 
And what did he do with his bag
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of wool?
Eb 
He had it made into long red underwear!
A 
Now we're getting somewhere.
Bb 
Isn't it a fact you're Senator
Oath?
He had it made into red underwear,
is that true?
C 
Have I denied it?
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Bb 
Were you ever, or are you now,
Eb 
a pink?
I am now!
I ain't got no wool on!
I'm freezing!
Senator,
Fm 
before the sheep catches his death...
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I hold in my hand a list of 26 known
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black sheep in this flock.
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Let's join our voices
in the baa baa song.
Eb 
But I... From the top, boys.
Baa, baa, black sheep,
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Eb 
have you any wool?
Fm 
Eb 
Yes, sir, yes, sir, three bags full.
One for my master,
one for my dame,
Fm 
Eb 
and one for the little boy
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Eb 
who lives down the lane.
Bb 
I hold in my hand a list of
fifty -seven varieties.
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I mean black sheep in this flock.