PLEASE STOP CALLING ME GAY chords by Pink Guy

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Verse 1
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 (C major)  (D flat major)  (C major) Please stop calling me gay
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I touched a willy in high school  (D flat major) once
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And it  (C major) was just a little mistake
So please stop calling me gay
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 (D flat major) I swear

Verse 2
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 (C major) I love vagina
And I love to touch that pussy
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 (D flat major) I  (C major) kissed two girls before
and it felt really good
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 (D flat major) Be (C major) cause they were women
and not men
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'Cause I'm not  (D flat major) gay  (C major) 
Penises are for faggots
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Penises are for gays  (D flat major)  (C major) 
Penises are disgusting
So please stop calling me gay
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 (D flat major) I  (C major) love to have sex
With women with big breasts
I don't have sex with men
'Cause if I did that would
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make me gay  (D flat major) 
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 (C major) (Yeah)
Please stop calling me gay
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Please stop calling me gay  (D flat major) 
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 (C major) You are hurting my feelings
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Please stop calling me gay  (D flat major) 
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 (C major) Let me make this clear
cause I do not lick willys
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 (D flat major) I  (C major) went to summer camp and I
touched a girl's boob
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'Cause  (D flat major) I'm not  (C major) gay
See me licking that pussy
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It feels really good and it feels really  (D flat major)  (C major) gooshy
I do not have proof but I swear
I've touched a pussy
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 (D flat major) I  (C major) like to have sex with cunts
I like to have sex with slits
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 (D flat major) I  (C major) like to have sex with coin slots
Not fucking dicks
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 (D flat major) If  (C major) I  had sex with a dick
That would make your point valid
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 (D flat major) But  (C major) I  love fucking that pussy
And I'm not a faggot
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 (D flat major) So  (C major) please stop calling me gay
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So please stop calling me gay  (D flat major) 
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 (C major) Please stop calling me gay
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Please stop calling me gay  (D flat major) 