i will get a vasectomy chords by Pink Guy

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Verse 1

I just wanna show my appreciation

to how much

I love kids and teens between the ages

of twelve and seventeen

Verse 2
Em 
Why, are kid (E minor) s so fucking stupid?
A 
Did their  (A major) parents not beat them
hard enough-enough-enough?
G 
A 
D 
 (G major) I  (A major) I  (D major) I try,
Em 
to  (E minor) empathize with teens
A 
Because when  (A major) I  was younger I was
G 
A 
D 
stupid too-too-too  (G major)  (A major) (it's  (D major) true)
But then I realized,
Em 
that  (E minor) I   was never this stupid
A 
My  (A major) friends were never this stupid,
G 
y'all are just  (G major) dense-dense-dense
A 
D 
Em 
 (A major) Like  (D major) Like Like damn, I'm  (E minor) really,
really concerned
A 
I wish  (A major) your father would use that wooden spoon-spoon-spoon
G 
A 
D 
 (G major)  (A major) (just  (D major) fucking fucking beat them already)
I was being ironic man, what a fucking loser

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Verse 3
Do you have-
D 
Em 
 (D major) Listen kids, being  (E minor) edgy is okay
A 
But the same  (A major) ten jokes in a row,
that's not okay-okay-okay
G 
A 
D 
 (G major) Like  (A major) Like  (D major) Like damn,
Em 
is that  (E minor) all you can come up with?
A 
G 
If you're gonna  (A major) be racist, at least be  (G major) original,
A 
D 
 (A major) please  (D major) (yeah, we're dead serious)
If you're under seventeen,
Em 
please  (E minor) don't ever talk to me
A 
You think  (A major) this is part of the act, but
G 
A 
D 
please don't come near  (G major) me  (A major)  (D major) 

Verse 4
Em 
Dude, get a load of this guy!  (E minor) He's never heard of irony
A 
before! What a fucking loser  (A major) dude!
Jimmy it's past your bedtime
G 
 (G major) Dad no
A 
Get  (A major) back to bed
D 
Dad, I was just being  (D major) ironic
I don't care
No dad please
No, you're being a piece of shit,
Em 
take these spank (E minor) s   you little bitch
A 
Daddy  (A major) please,
daddy please
Who do you think you are? Who the
G 
fuck do you think you  (G major) are?
A 
D 
Talking  (A major) to people on the  (D major) internet like you're some piece of shit,
calling irony
I was just being ironic
Em 
Take these  (E minor) fucking spanks,
you dumbass kid
A 
I should've never  (A major) given birth
to you, you piece of shit
Take that, I'm out of here, fuck you son
D 
I was being  (D major) ironic
If I should even call you son
A 
 (A major) Daddy, have you ever heard
of irony before?

Verse 5
I was just kidding, that crying was ironic,
I wasn't actually crying
What the fuck did you just say? You want
me to come back here? Huh?
Nothing daddy
That's what I fucking thought,
go back to bed, it's nine pm