i will get a vasectomy

i will get a vasectomy easy guitar chords by Pink Guy

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    • Verse 1
    I 
    just wanna show 
    my appreciation 

    to how much 

    I love kids 
    and teens 
    between 
    the ages 

    of 
    twelve and 
    seventeen 

    Verse 2
    Why, 
    are kid
    s so 
    fucking 
    stupid? 

    Did their 
    parents 
    not 
    beat them 

    hard 
    enough-enough-enough? 

    I 
    I 
    I 
    try, 

    to 
    empathize with teens 

    Because 
    when 
    I 
    was younger 
    I 
    was 

    stupid 
    too-too-too 
    (it's 
    true) 

    But 
    then 
    I realized, 

    that 
    I 
    was 
    never 
    this stupid 

    My 
    friends 
    were never 
    this stupid, 

    y'all 
    are just 
    dense-dense-dense 

    Like 
    Like 
    Like 
    damn, 
    I'm 
    really, 

    really 
    concerned 

    I wish 
    your father 
    would use 
    that 
    wooden 
    spoon-spoon-spoon 

    (just 
    fuck
    ing 
    fucking 
    beat 
    them 
    already) 

    I was 
    being 
    ironic 
    man, 
    what 
    a fucking 
    loser 

    Verse 3
    Do 
    you have- 

    Listen 
    kids, 
    being 
    edgy 
    is 
    okay 

    But the same 
    ten 
    jokes 
    in a row, 

    that's 
    not 
    okay-okay-okay 

    Like 
    Like 
    Like 
    damn, 

    is that 
    all 
    you 
    can 
    come 
    up with? 

    If you're gonna 
    be 
    racist, 
    at 
    least 
    be 
    ori
    ginal, 

    please 
    (yeah, we're dead 
    serious) 

    If 
    you're under 
    seventeen, 

    please 
    don't 
    ever talk 
    to me 

    You think 
    this 
    is part 
    of the 
    act, but 

    please 
    don't 
    come near 
    me 

    Verse 4
    Dude, 
    get 
    a load 
    of this 
    guy! 
    He's 
    never 
    heard of irony 

    before! 
    What 
    a fucking 
    loser 
    dude! 

    Jimmy 
    it's past 
    your 
    bedtime 

    Dad no 

    Get 
    back to bed 

    Dad, 
    I was just being 
    iron
    ic 

    I don't 
    care 

    No 
    dad please 

    No, you're 
    being a piece 
    of shit, 

    take 
    these 
    spank
    s 
    you little 
    bitch 

    Daddy 
    please, 

    daddy 
    please 

    Who do you think you 
    are? Who the 

    fuck do you 
    think you 
    are? 

    Talking 
    to people on 
    the 
    internet 
    like you're some 
    piece of 
    shit, 

    calling 
    irony 

    I 
    was just 
    being 
    ironic 

    Take 
    these 
    fucking 
    spanks, 

    you dumbass kid 

    I should've 
    never 
    given birth 

    to you, you 
    piece 
    of shit 

    Take 
    that, 
    I'm out of here, 
    fuck 
    you 
    son 

    I was 
    being 
    ironic 

    If I should even 
    call you son 

    Daddy, 
    have you ever heard 

    of irony 
    before? 

    Verse 5
    I was just 
    kidding, 
    that 
    crying 
    was 
    ironic, 

    I wasn't 
    actually 
    crying 

    What the 
    fuck did 
    you just say? 
    You want 

    me to come back 
    here? 
    Huh? 

    Nothing 
    daddy 

    That's what 
    I fucking 
    thought, 

    go back to 
    bed, 
    it's nine 
    pm 

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