i will get a vasectomy chords by
Pink Guy

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Key: E major•

Verse 1

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I just wanna show my appreciation

to how much

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I love kids and teens between the ages

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of twelve and seventeen

Verse 2

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Why, are kids so fucking stupid?

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B

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Did their parents not beat them

hard enough-enough-enough?

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B

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I I I try,

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to empathize with teens

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Because when I was younger I was

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stupid too-too-too (it's true)

But then I realized,

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that I was never this stupid

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My friends were never this stupid,

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y'all are just dense-dense-dense

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F#m

F#m

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Like Like Like damn, I'm really,

really concerned

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I wish your father would use that wooden spoon-spoon-spoon

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E

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(just fucking fucking beat them already)

I was being ironic man, what a fucking loser

Verse 3

Do you have-

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F#m

F#m

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Listen kids, being edgy is okay

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But the same ten jokes in a row,

that's not okay-okay-okay

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Like Like Like damn,

F#m

F#m

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is that all you can come up with?

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B

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A

A

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If you're gonna be racist, at least be original,

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E

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please (yeah, we're dead serious)

If you're under seventeen,

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please don't ever talk to me

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You think this is part of the act, but

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please don't come near me

Verse 4

F#m

F#m

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Dude, get a load of this guy! He's never heard of irony

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B

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before! What a fucking loser dude!

Jimmy it's past your bedtime

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Dad no

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Get back to bed

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Dad, I was just being ironic

I don't care

No dad please

No, you're being a piece of shit,

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take these spanks you little bitch

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Daddy please,

daddy please

Who do you think you are? Who the

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fuck do you think you are?

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Talking to people on the internet like you're some piece of shit,

calling irony

I was just being ironic

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Take these fucking spanks,

you dumbass kid

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I should've never given birth

to you, you piece of shit

Take that, I'm out of here, fuck you son

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I was being ironic

If I should even call you son

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Daddy, have you ever heard

of irony before?

Verse 5

I was just kidding, that crying was ironic,

I wasn't actually crying

What the fuck did you just say? You want

me to come back here? Huh?

Nothing daddy

That's what I fucking thought,

go back to bed, it's nine pm

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