Pk & the evil dr. z chords by P.F. Sloan

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Verse 1
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 (E major)  (C sharp minor) Now this is not a song for the
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people here on Earth  (D major)  (B minor) 
Ah, this is for my fans on the distant
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planet Mirth  (D major)  (C major) 
You know they've had to wait a long
time to get a CD from me
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 (D major) And travel very far
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Verse 2
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Ah,  (E major) Dr. Z was a time trav (E minor) eler
on his way to Mirth
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When  (E major) he dropped into  (E minor) L.A.
to see a Dylan concert first
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I  (G major) was there with a rabbi who
had wavy purple hair
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And we waited  (E minor)  (E major) by a chain- link fence,

Interlude 1

he thought Bob might show up there

Now Dr.

Verse 3
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Z showed up  (E minor) instead
and he blew the rabbi's mind
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By hand (E major) ing him  (E minor) some object
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he said was  (E major) impossible to find
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Well,  (E minor) he  asked  (G major) me who I was
and would I like to take a trip
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And he showed  (E major) us his two giant crystals,
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he  (E minor) said they were com (E major) puter (E minor) s   for a ship  (E major) 

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Verse 4
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Well, we drove  (A major) to a local sporting store,
I bought a ball and gloves
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We played  (E major) catch out on Venice Beach,
people watchin' seemed to fall in love
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Well, he said  (A major) he knew I had a magic arm
and asked if I'd throw the ball real high
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So  (E major) that it'd  (E minor) bounce  (E major) from cloud to cloud
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before it fell back from the sky  (E minor) 

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Verse 5
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We had coffee  (E minor) at  (E major) the Cow's Inn,
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 (E minor) he  (E major) intro (G major) duced me as PK
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Well, the wo (A major) men there must have been
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Mirthian, they laughed at  (E major) everything I'd say
Well, it wasn't until later he told me
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he paid  (G major) the waiters off in hay
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 (A major) Placed his magic crystals under
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their  (E major) table yesterday

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Verse 6
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Well, he flew  (E major) to Hawaii,
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stayed in a house  (G major) near Red  (D major) Sand  (G major) Beach
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Where he'd made  (A major) me collect that
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driftwood for hours  (E major) without relief
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There under the full moon light  (E minor) where
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he set  (G major) that wood ablaze
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He'd made  (A major) a giant jack- o- lantern and I thought
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 (E major) it would burn for days

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He played

Verse 7
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 (A major) softball with Samoan boys
and he put something in my Coke
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These guys  (E major) take softball seriously,
weighed 300 pounds at least, no joke
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Well, I coulda  (A major) struck 'em all out but
I became fearful for my neck
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So I threw  (E minor) the batter a canta (E major) loupe and he hit

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it hard and bobbed my head

Verse 8
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Dr. Z  (E major) complained about the fallin' rain
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so  (E minor) they put  (G major) a bag over his head
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By the time  (A major) the guy was rounding second,
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ball in hand,  (E minor) I looked at him  (E major) with dread
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Well, I coulda thrown him out for sure  (E minor) but I
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thought  (G major) these guys would kill me dead
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When Z  (A major) yelled, "Fire up your arm", I did,
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and let it  (E minor) fly  (E major) into the sky instead  (E minor) 
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Verse 9
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Af (E major) ter the ball came down,
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Z tagged  (E minor) him out as he lumbered pas (E major) t  third base
Well, the entire team and their giant girlfriend
cleared the bench and gave us chase
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Oh, I  (G major) nearly forgot to tell you I might
have broken my leg early that day
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So I hobbled  (E minor) to the car,  (E major) Z behind the wheel,  (E minor) just like that,
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we  (E major) sped away

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Verse 10
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Well, I really  (E major) shouldn't say any more but
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I don't  (G major) think it would be right
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When  (A major) I flew back by myself to L.A.,
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I arrived  (E major) early Hal (E minor) loween  (E major) night
Now for years, the little toddlers never
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would  (G major) ring my front door bell
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But at night,  (A major) there were over a hundred under Dr. Z's  (E minor)  (E major) evil

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