Yo!
Ho!
Ho!
Ho!
Ho!
When it's
Christmas time and the gold winds blow
Our ship's at sail coming from the
North
Pole, it's the
Pirate
Santa
Claus
Yo!
Ho!
Ho!
Ho!
Ho!
He, he's bringing us treasure
from across the sea
He's got toys for you and me,
he's the
Pirate
Santa
Claus!
Yo, my name's
Rudolph, I used to guide the sleigh,
Now we've switched to a boat,
it's much better this way!
We can carry more toys,
and more games to play,
Thank the
Pirate
Santa
Claus!
I'm
Ernie the
Elf, and I've got a big heart,
I made your teddy bear and your
Mario
Kart,
If you haven't been good, well,
now you better start,
Cause here comes
Pirate
Santa
Claus!
Arr, mateys!
Let's see some
Christmas cheer!
Hooray!
That's the spirit!
Yo, where's
Frosty?
I feel seasick!
Arr, I'm a big pirate and my name is
Claus
I'm the jolliest fellow
that there ever was
I've got your presents, why?
Because I'm the
Pirate
Santa
Claus!
You might see us floating
down your street
We've got your toys and
we've got your treats
Shooting our cannons and you
should be a pie!
Say hooray for
Santa, he's a real nice guy!
Wait a minute...aren't pirates bad?
Arr, that's an unfair
generalization.
Well I don't blunder and
I don't steal.
By the golden rule, I'm keeping it real.
When I want treasure I play it legit.
I work real hard and I pay for it.
Oh, do I need to pay for this present?
NO!
I'm
Santa!
These presents are free.
Merry
Christmas
Ding
Dong!
Yo -ho -ho -ho -ho -ho
When it's
Christmas time and the cold winds blow
A ship set sail coming from the
North
Pole
It's the
Pirate
Santa
Claus
That's right!
Yo -ho -ho -ho -ho -he
He's bringing us treasure
from across the sea
He's got toys for you and me
He's the
Pirate
Santa
Claus
He's the
Pirate
Santa
Claus
I'm the
Pirate
Santa
Claus