Phunky Az Phuck chords by Def Jef
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Verse 1
(C major) (E minor) Comin'
(A minor) out the box like Jack,
watch your back
Caught sleepin', your mic get smacked
With a dose of a dope verse,
don't exceed the dose
It's all skulls and crossbones
While I wrote this, situation drastic
So don't be sarcastic, get enthusiastic
Your mic gives you ass kick,
left flabbergasted
Blastic, call me Mr. Fantastic
Tongue (G major) stretches (A minor) like elastic
Consider me deaf (G major) or be a bet (A minor) ter not brush
I rush, crush and (G major) mush,
turn ice (A minor) bergs to slush
You (A major) can call me crazy, (D major)
cause (A minor) I'm going ape shit
Two or three times
(E minor) a devastating (A minor) as a late hit
As I release a masterpiece
to save the least
Fuck with me and I'll break
that mouthpiece
The pioneer, I am here
Here, the baddest motherfucker
in the Northern Hemisphere
My lyrics and diction becomes
an addiction
Contradiction and friction
is my (G major) jurisdiction
(A minor) How could you face this?
Your tongue is wasted
You ain't got flavor, your shit is tasteless
You ran a scam, a sham, a flimflam
The way you pulled the wool,
you could've (G major) been a lamb
Lost (A minor) in the sauce,
Mary's look (G major) ing for you now
(A minor) But don't get nervous now,
wipe that sweat from your (G major) brow
Cause (A minor) I'ma expose those
(G major) who chose (A minor) to oppose
It's in their ass,
running like pantyhose
Coming out the cuff, crawling your bluff
(G major) Try to play (A minor) rough and tough,
but you're soft as a cream puff
Pound for pound, round for round
I'm bound, I'm bound to astound
Knock you to the ground
with a style unorthodox
You can label and stamp it
A black man running rampant
Itch (E minor) and twitch (A minor) on all
fours like a bitch
You're overdosed on a dope rhyme
Hanging by a thread in a stitch
The gift sent you on a trip
With a twist of my lip,
I made you flip and fly
Rhymes are dropped
to beats that I can cop
My rhymes go boom, (G major) while (A minor) others go pop
In it to win it, not to earn the extra buck
But when it comes from the heart,
Eric Vaughn is funky as fuck
Yo, you flippin'
Yeah man, you know my rhymes born (G major) true
But (A minor) you know what time it is, man
Kick (C major) that (A minor) shit, Alright, check it out
I say a rhyme with sync and with syntax
On top of beatin'
and pressin' on thin wax
Then max it,
wait for the comp to come
Because you know some
asshole'll be so dumb
(G major) So Cruz, (A minor) pick the strongest man
and send a jerk on him
I will (G major) work on the sucker
with a smirk on him
(A minor) This competition reminds
me of slapstick
You're funny, but money,
you get waxed like chapstick
Call this a rap flick and I'd be the master
I'll teach you, you bastard,
to put a foot in your ass
To let suckers know a battle's
like tens in your rectum
And rappers are like side projects
I dissect them from the feet to the brain
And broaden the specs to reconnect them
And send them in the right direction
With a voice inflection injection
in your eardrum
From the brother you've been
dying to hear from
Cause even after I
drop rhymes on drums
Some didn't get the picture,
so I'ma paint another one
With the paper as canvas
The pen is an airbrush,
rhymes are full of color with the soul
Rub a feel to the drum track
sharp as a thumbtack
Smooth as what?
Smooth as they come black
This is my craft
and (G major) I don't half (A minor) -ass right lines
just to hear them (G major) rhyme
Cause (A minor) I'm a poet at heart,
I try to show it with art
But suckers wanna start now,
where's my art thou?
I hold my ground and you can't uproot me
If you wanna take me out,
you better shoot me
Steal my soul and shine like a light
You can't beat knowledge,
I don't care, I'll give you fight
My mind's swifter, whifter, gifter
Shifter, fifter, menschen, plenchen
The microphone tight,
adjust the tone right
And set the rhyme in flight
MCs duck so they won't get struck
by a rhyme run amok
Cause it's funky as fuck
(G major) (A minor) I get loose,
like a project floozy
So check the rhyme cause
this one's a doozy
I write a lyric on paper with a black pen
Lay it on track ten and mix it to wax
then Erica backspin when
we do a live show
Then in the front row, pull about five hoes
I'm good on stage,
but I'm better with the honey dip
They call me Mac Daddy,
and broth (G major) ers call me Money (A minor) Grip
Cause I keep a (G major) knot in my pocket,
but I don't (A minor) scramble or gamble
I just drop rhymes on a dope
drum sample
People inquire, and I give an example
One verse is ample
Be (E minor) cause I do it well (A minor) enough to
convince them
I'm gifted, intelligent, handsome,
and then some
When some (G major) rapper tries (A major) to run up (A minor) on me
I don't play that shit, I do him like laundry
I wash and rinse him
and hang him out to drip drop
I try to take advantage,
I'm a hell of a nice guy
But I've been known to flip
like Norman Bates
Wanted state to state for
performing greats
I grab the mic and say to the beat y 'all
And draw a crowd like a street brawl
I draw a rhyme like an artist
I start with a sketch and I bet that I'll etch
Just so I can let you know
not to sleep
You better not doze on
I snatch the mic when the
host say show's on
Rhymes are dropped like bird shit
and word fits perfect
You think this is dope,
you ain't heard shit
I'll take the mic like
a handshake and grip it
Treat the party like a pancake and (A minor) flip it
Stage a battle,
I guarantee you no show
Competin' against Def
Jeff is a (G major) no -no
Rhymes (A minor) are thrust out and bust out
And rappers are cussed out and fussed out
Only cuz I must outdo
any gentler contender (C major)
Offend (A minor) ers remind me of the flattest,
your great pretenders
If rhymes was money,
I'd be a big spender
And battlin' me won't
be a fen -defender
But a collision,
(G major) so I hope you got insur (A minor) ance
Skill, will, drive, determination,
and endurance
Cuz (A minor) I go the distance, with a long skit
Suckers are suckin' up
my rhymes like a bong hit
And it's the strong shit
cuz I heard you're chokin'
and sweatin'
The rhymes are threatenin',
you're (G major) soakin'
Smokin' (A minor) my dick as if it were a glass pipe
But I diss you like toilet tissue
You ass wipe and (A minor) now you're wiped out
And shit, I'm lucky
Stuck like a broke -down truck
While I'm funky as fuck (G major)
(A minor)
(A minor)
(G major) (A minor)
(C major)
(A minor) All right, one, two, one, two, yeah,
let that funky beat (G major) play,
Eric Barnes, check it (A minor) out .
I'm going to give a crazy (G major) shout out
to all my broth (A minor) ers and sisters
for keeping hip -hop moving forward.
We got Body and Soul, DJ (A minor) Trey Ski,
Divine Styler, the Nile Kings,
Tone Loke in the Loke (C major) Tribe,
(A minor) Afrika Islam, Donald D, Henry G,
Ice -T, Randy Mac, Troy,
and the rest of the
(G major) Rhymes Syndicate crew.
The (A minor) Throwdown Twins, Ronnie DeVoe, Julio (A minor) G, (G major) Mellow Man Ace,
(A minor) Tony G, Special K, Whippa (A minor) Whip, Digital Un (G major) derground.
I heard your new (A minor) shit,
that shit is slamming.
Critty, Crush, (A minor) Bronx (C major) Style Bar, Mug (A minor) 73,
Ron Mack, Dr. Dre from NWA,
and the Funkytown Pros.
We're to send this (A minor) one out to the East
Coast in New York City,
(A minor) to my brothers (G major) Jimmy and Kassim,
(A minor) the Big Daddy Kane, Chuck D, my man D -Nice and KRS -One, (G major)
Shabazz (A minor) and Lil' Kwan, Kid (G major) N' Play, Dr. Ice, Mark the 45 Kings,
Shaquem, Queen Latifah, (A minor) Kika, Al,
and the rest of the flavor unit.
Oh, my man Locke, Kim Shabazz,
Peach Black, Ice Cream T,
DJ Miz, Surge, Gang (G major) Starr,
Richie Rich, Plastic Man,
(A minor) Clark Kent, the Jungle Brothers,
and Dr. (A minor) Dre and Ed Leffer.
Hey, Peace (A minor) (G major) World,
this is DJ Eric Vaughn,
the Crossface Wiz,
and I'd like to give a shout -out
to all the hip -hop crews
from the old school,
the unstoppable crew
from Sheridan Ave in the Bronx,
DJ Louie Lou, Chucho, Sugar Ray,
(A minor) the Giganzi family,
and the rest of the Sheridan Ave posse.
I like to take time to spit at the
original undefeated force,
(A minor) the amazing Bombay, EZ (G major) Dice,
DJ Cootie Breeze,
and the incredible DJ MCT (A minor) LaRock.
I like to take time to spit at my boy Mark in Boston, Timmy, a .k .a. the Grandchop, G -Rock,
Lamont, Larry G, my niece and nephew Christian T, Amy, my boy Jess B, my god (G major) son Ruby,
and my ace, boom,
Smith the Smooth, P .A .E.
Ayo, check it out, we got the Soul Brothers in the house,
they wanna say a little something.
Yo, yo, Soul Brother Craig G (A minor) in the house,
my shoutouts are going to
Arian at Killerman Jail,
my brother Ken, (A minor) my man Junior,
my girl Salima at NYC,
The Greatest, my man Rod,
My (C major) man Stretch, the Ski Team,
BMC, all the Cuddies,
and all the Fly Honey Dips. Peace. Y 'all love. Yo,
this is Legend
on the Hootie Mack Tip. Bro shot.
Yo, this goes out to my brother
who punks him,
DJ Punk D, my Punk D, my Punk D.
Yeah, my ace, Boom Koon, (A minor) Kevin,
Suckadawg, you in the house.
My boy Albert, Nicky,
my boy Craig D. Frazier at NYT.
Shout out to the masters of the doo -hop,
real, school -bitch, rap lover,
and the brothers and sisters at Moss,
number 27. Good. Yo, this is B -Love,
and I got crazy shout -outs, of course,
to all the Cutty Macs,
my brother Zack and Mom,
and Latoya, Grim, Tim, Sean Nice, Afro,
and her whole New York crew,
my boy Charles in Oakland.
KBF, Kenny, Kid Loose,
Todd from Def Jam,
BB (A minor) &D and all my bro shots,
Jackie T in Brooklyn
and Peace to the Nation of Islam
and all the Rastas, positive!
Phunky Az Phuck
Def Jef
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