Ficus Bill was quite a cowboy
And a western superman to say the least
He was the roughest, toughest critter
Never known to be a quitter
Cause he never had no fear of man or beast
So yippee -aye -aye, yippee -aye -oh
Once he wrote the raging cyclone
Hiccus rolled a -smoking lidded
So if you're in California,
that spread all over Texas
So to sunny California he did go,
and though the gag is kind of corny,
he brought rain from California,
that's the way we got the Gulf of Mexico.
So yippee -aye -aye, yippee -aye -oh,
for the toughest critter west of the Alamo.
Now once a band of rustlers
but they didn't know the herd they
Pecos knocked out all their fillings.
That's the reason why there's
gold in them there hills.
for the toughest critter west of the Alamo.
Oh, oh, Faker's lost his way
while traveling on the desert
It was ninety miles across the
If he didn't get some water
So he got a stick and dug a real grand
While a tribe of painted Indians
Pekka started shooting up their little gang
That they jumped out of their
That's the way the painted
So yippee -aye -aye -aye, yippee -aye -oh
While reclining on a cloud
Then Pecos saw them stars declining
So he left one brightly shining
As the emblem of the Lone Star,
So yippee -aye -aye, yippee -aye -oh
As the emblem of the Lone Star,