Pear-shaped Woman chords by Victor Mecyssne

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Bbdim

Verse 1
Em 
 (E minor) Okay, we're on again.
Seriously.
B 
Em 
 (B major) I've been all  (E minor) around the world
I've been to Paris, France
Been to South California
Seen those beach bunnies dance
But I don't give a flip
I know anorexic chicks
I'm gonna tell you what it takes
She'll make my time bomb tick,
A 
it takes a  (A major) pear -shaped woman
Pear is my fruit, bonjour
Em 
D 
C#m 
Em 
B 
 (E minor)  (D major)  (C sharp minor)  (E minor)  (B major) I  got a
certain kind of sickness
A 
and a pear  (A major) -shaped woman
D 
A 
Em 
E 
A 
E 
 (D major) got  (A major) the only  (E minor) cure  (E major)  (A major)  (E major) 
B 
Em 
 (B major) Hey, I'm a  (E minor) full -grown man,
well over twenty -one
And I know just how I like to have my fun
D -E -A -R equals ecstasy
When she throws that big
thigh over me
A 
She's  (A major) a pear -shaped woman
Em 
D 
Em 
Pear is my fruit du jour  (E minor)  (D major)  (E minor) 
G 
B 
 (G major) I  got a  (B major) certain kind of sickness
A 
And a pear  (A major) -shaped woman
Em 
E 
A 
got the only  (E minor) cure  (E major)  (A major) 

Interlude 1
Em 
B 
Em 
 (E minor)  (B major)  (E minor) 
E 
Em 
 (E major)  (E minor) 
G 
A 
Em 
 (G major)  (A major)  (E minor) 
C#m 
Em 
B 
A 
Em 
A 
 (C sharp minor)  (E minor)  (B major)  (A major)  (E minor)  (A major) 
Em 
 (E minor) 
B 
 (B major) You know that every

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Verse 2
Em 
 (E minor) time I
pick up a men's magazine
All the fillies in the photos
are too long and lean
Skinny legged ladies just
seem to leave me cold
It takes a soft digger woman
to satisfy my soul
A 
Give  (A major) me a pear -shaped woman,
pear is my fruit, bonjour
Em 
D 
Em 
A 
Em 
B 
 (E minor)  (D major)  (E minor)  (A major) I  (E minor) got  (B major) a
certain kind of sickness
A 
and a pear  (A major) -shaped woman
Em 
A 
Em 
got the only  (E minor) cure  (A major)  (E minor) 
B 
Em 
You  (B major) can keep  (E minor) your cake and moss
and you can have your Christy tea
E 
Em 
An  (E major) emaciated  (E minor) model's not reality
A girl ain't worth a nickel
if she's as thin as a dime
I'll take a wide -hipped mama
every single time
A 
Give me  (A major) a  pear -shaped woman,
Em 
D 
A 
C#m 
pear is my fusion  (E minor)  (D major)  (A major)  (C sharp minor) 
E 
B 
E 
 (E major) I  got a  (B major) certain kind of  (E major) sickness
A 
and a  (A major) pear -shaped woman got the
E 
A 
Bbdim 
E 
E 
only cure  (E major)  (A major)  (B flatdim)  (E major)  (E major) 
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