Pasties And A G-String (At The Two O'Clock Club) chords by Tom Waits

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Verse 1
F 
Gm 
F 
Smelling like a brewery,
looking like a tramp,
I ain't got a quarter,
Am 
got a postage stamp
Been five o'clock shadow boxing
all around the town,
F 
Talking with the old man,
sleeping on the ground
Am 
Bazanti bootin al zootin al
F 
C 
hoot and Al Cohn
F 
Am 
Sharing this apartment with
F 
Am 
F 
a telephone pole
And a fish- net stocking,
spike- heel shoes,
Am 
B 
Strip tease, prick tease, car keys blues
Am 
F 
And the porno floor show,
live nude girls,
C 
Dreamy and creamy and brunette curls
Am 
C 
F 
Chesty Morgan and Watermelon Rose
C 
F 
Raise my rent and take off all your clothes
With trench coats, magazines,
a bottle full of rum,
She's so good,
E 
make a dead man come
Am 
F 
Pasties and a G- string,
C 
Em 
beer and a shot
F 
Portland through a shot glass
Am 
and a Buffalo squeeze
F 
Am 
F 
Wrinkles and Cherry and Twinkie and Pinkie
B 
Bb 
F 
and Fifi live from Gay Paree
Am 
Fanfares, rim shots, back stage, who cares,
F 
Am 
F 
Am 
F 
Am 
F 
all this hot burlesque for me
Am 
(Scat)
F 
Cleavage, cleavage,

Verse 2
Am 
F 
thighs   and hips
From the nape of her neck
Am 
Em 
to  the lipstick lips
Am 
Chopped and channeled
and lowered and lewd
And the cheater slicks and
E 
Am 
baby moons
F 
Am 
She's a- hot and ready,
E 
creamy and sugared
Am 
F 
Am 
And the band is awful and so are
C 
Am 
F 
Am 
the tunes
(Scat)

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Verse 3
Am 
Crawling on her belly,
and shaking like jelly,
And I'm getting harder than
Chinese algebrassieres
And cheers from the
(hmm) compendium here
C 
"Hey sweetheart" they're
Am 
C 
yelling for more
Am 
C 
You're squashing out your
Am 
cigarette butts on the floor
E 
F 
And I like Shelly, and you like Jane
E 
F 
Am 
And what was the girl with
C 
the snakeskin's name?
Am 
C 
Em 
And it's an early- bird matinee,
E 
come back any day,
F 
Get you a little something that
Am 
you can't get at  home
Eb 
F 
C 
Get you a little something that
Am 
C 
Am 
you can't get at home
E 
It's pasties and a G- string,
beer and a shot
Portland through a shot glass
and a Buffalo squeeze
Popcorn, front row, higher than a kite,
and I'll be back tomorrow night,
And I'll be back tomorrow night