Pass The Udder Udder chords by Stan Freberg

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Oh,
they grow things mighty big
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down in Kentucky,
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but there's nothing in that state
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can quite compare to a cow
that we once had as sand.
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The name of her was Gladys,
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boy, you should have seen the
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neighbors stand and stare.
She stood ten foot tall
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and had one purple eyeball,
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and took eight of us to milk her,
here is why.
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She had 27 spigots,
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and the tourists all bought tickets
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just to watch us milk and
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hear us loudly cry.
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Oh, pass the udder, udder,
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over to my udder, rudder,
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and pass the udder, udder, this away.
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So we pass the udder, udder,
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and then pass it to my rudder.
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Oh, we really had our hands full every
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day.
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We created quite a spectacle,
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I'll grant you,
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but we milked her just as pretty
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as you please.
And while people said, how funny,
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we raked in enough darn money
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to go out and  order ermine BVDs.
Father turned her on her back
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one Sunday morning.
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Gladys said, I'm upside down,
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now what's the gag?
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Well, the reason why, said Pop,
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is so the cream will be on top.
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Gosh, the cow said,
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in that case, it's in the bag.
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Oh, pass the udder udder
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over to my udder rudder
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and pass the udder udder this -a -way.
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So we pass the udder udder
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and I pass it to my rudder.
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Oh, we really had our hands
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full every day.
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Now, our Gladys was a star
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in Cattle Circle,
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though she couldn't read or
write her name in full.
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You would think she'd
been to college,
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although she herself acknowledged
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that she gained her fame entirely by pull.
Oh, she said to us one cold
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and wintry morning,
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she said, milking is the thing I dearly love.
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But when I get a cold, it lingers,
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and I can't stand icy fingers,
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so go on back in the house
and get your gloves.
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Pass the udder udder
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over to my udder brother,
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and pass the udder udder this way.
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So we pass the udder udder,
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and I pass it to my brother,
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oh we really had our hands
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full every day.
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