Oxymoron chords by Chumbawamba

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Intro 1
E 
 (E major) 
A 
G 
E 
 (A major)  (G major)  (E major) 
A 
G 
E 
 (A major)  (G major)  (E major) 
F# 
D 
F# 
D 
 (F sharp major)  (D major)  (F sharp major)  (D major) 
F# 
D 
 (F sharp major)  (D major) 
C# 
 (C sharp major) 

Verse 1
E 
D 
 (E major) Shiny button- down clown suit  (D major) 
E 
 (E major) Oxymoron
(Repeat)
D 
Fucked up the simplest of chores  (D major) 
A 
G 
 (A major) Mister constant consterna (G major) tion
B 
And his declaration of  (B major) war
F# 
B 
Makes a fist out  (F sharp major) of  demand (B major) s
F# 
With his plasti (F sharp major) cine hands
E 
D 
 (E major) Matey makes a big, big  (D major) deal
E 
D 
A 
And  (E major) matey makes a big big  (D major) meal  (A major) 
Boasts of a conscience so big
G 
B 
 (G major) It means his uniform won't fit  (B major) 
Cooking books and punching drunks
F# 
E 
Working for the real  (F sharp major)  (E major) crooks
A 
G 
E 
F# 
D 
The  (A major) good cop  (G major)  (E major)  (F sharp major)  (D major) 
Oxymoron
(Repeat)
F# 
D 
I don't believe in the good  (F sharp major) cop  (D major) 
F# 
D 
I don't believe in the good  (F sharp major) cop  (D major) 
C# 
E 
I don't believe  (C sharp major)  (E major) 
D 
At the ticket inspector's  (D major) party
E 
D 
 (E major) Prison guards eye store de (D major) tectives
A 
G 
 (A major) All good fighters of crime  (G major) 
Same repeated chat- up line
B 
F# 
 (B major) Are you well tooled up (F sharp major) 
B 
 (B major) Come and have a go if you think
F# 
E 
You're  (F sharp major) hard enough  (E major) 
D 
Watch them tighten their straps  (D major) 
E 
D 
A 
 (E major) Yes sir I switched on the taps  (D major)  (A major) 
G 
Heads to crack, eyes to  (G major) black
Bureaucrats will cover your tracks
B 
F# 
B 
 (B major) Here's how your dictatorships  (F sharp major) be (B major) gin
E 
Fools obey without think (E major) ing
A 
G 
E 
The good cop  (A major)  (G major)  (E major) 
F# 
D 
F# 
 (F sharp major)  (D major)  (F sharp major) 
D 
F# 
D 
 (D major)  (F sharp major)  (D major) 
C# 
E 
D 
 (C sharp major)  (E major)  (D major) 
E 
D 
A 
G 
 (E major)  (D major)  (A major)  (G major) 
B 
 (B major) 
E 
 (E major) Oxymoron
(Repeat)
F# 
D 
F# 
D 
I  (F sharp major)  (D major) don't believe in the good  (F sharp major) cop  (D major) 
F# 
I don't believe in the  (F sharp major) 
D 
E 
 (D major)  (E major) 
F# 
D 
F# 
D 
 (F sharp major)  (D major) good  (F sharp major) cop  (D major) 
I don't believe