in a Corvette looking like Joan Jett
She on the bus reading books so
you know its more than looks
Riding till I get it all, no
Born into religion so my mothers Mary
cold- hearted and a saint
I have more enough to shake it now,
Im winding for some bacon
She cooked me breakfast in the morning
in her panties while Im yawning
dirty bastard and headed for the casket
Shes sleeping naked while Im riding,
boy, cant be more exciting
Shes the baddest girl from Venus
and her daddy is a genius
Wow, Im just a golden boy,
chocolate brown gunning in the road
While they stay the same age,
drunk enough to get sober
Chasing that cat from Malibu to Dover
flapping in the wind, hold up
you shouldve seen her when I told you
She got a ponytail and profit and
she know she gonna drop it
I dont blame her, not a bit,
and all her bills are counterfeit
Shes the baddest girl from Texas and
you know she gonna make it
I never seen a girl hotter but
her momma sure taught her
You got the latest and marry me in Vegas