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Officer Norris chords by Blaze Foley

  • G

  • Gm

    3
  • D

  • C

  • Bm

    2
  • Bb

  • Am

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Intro 1
(G major) (G minor) (G major)
Verse 1
Dear (G minor)
Officer
Norris, is that really your name?
Why (D major) do all (C major) you police (G minor) men
(C major) all look just the same?
With (D major) your big heavy pistols
and your bullets galore
I bet your feet are just as flat as the floor
(B minor) You (G minor) read us our rights, (G major)
(G minor) but you read them too fast
Of (C major) ficer
Norris, would you please kiss
my as (B flat major) s? (C major) (G minor) (G major)
(G minor) Officer (G major)
(G minor) Nor (G major) ris,
(D major) Officer
Norris
(C major) Get (A minor) down on (G major) your knees
Oh, ease (G minor) thou, (G major) oh, ease thou
We should (G minor) n't have tried
To go (C major) down to
Colum (A minor) bus,
(C major) Georgia
We was so fried
And (D major) the police, get you
If you look strange at night
If you're wearing polyester
double knit
You're all right
But we only had blue (G major) jeans,
our eyes (G minor) was red
Said (C major) (A minor) they (C major) knew that (A minor) we was awful, (C major)
(A minor) all the good folks was in (G major) bed
But what (G minor) do they know, (G major)
(D major) what do they know
They (C major) don't know (B flat major) everything
(D major) (G major) (G minor) (G major) (C major)
(D major)
No sheets (G minor) on the bed,
(G major) just a blanket of (G minor) blue
If I (B flat major) (A minor) was (C major) your mama, (A minor)
(C major) I'd (A minor) run out on (C major) you
Were (D major) you in
Korea and
Vietnam too, or did you learn in
college like the young police?
Do you learn (G major) how to use handcuffs, time your (G minor) own breaks,
getting free (C major) cups of coffee, free
(A minor) coffee cakes (C major) from (D major) middle -aged women
that's already mar (B minor) ried
(D major) middle -aged women that's
already mar (B minor) ried
(D major) (G major) Officer (G minor)
(G major) Norris, is that really your (G minor) name?
(A minor) Why do all (C major) you policemen
(G minor) all (C major) look just the same
With (D major) your big heavy pistols
and your bullets galore
I bet your feet are just as flat as the floor
You (G minor) read (G major) us our rights,
but you read them too fast (G minor)
Of (C major) ficer
Norris, would you please kiss my ass
(G minor) Officer
(G major) Norris,
(D major) Officer
Norris (C major)
Get (A minor) down on (G major) your knees (G minor) (G major)
Yeah, yeah!
(G major) That sound alright? (B flat major) (G major)
This is called
Christian
Lady
Talkin' on the
(G major) Bus
Because I was riding the bus up this
street one day to
Justin
Lane (G major) and the
bus didn't go that far so I got
off the bus.
Yeah something like that by the
DPS
and I was hitchhiking and this car that started
to pick me up got hit by another
car and so they got out and they started
yelling at each other and then they
started looking at me.
And it's like, man, I did,
I was just doing that, you know.
And
plus, the place I was going to, my friend's parents passed by,
and I'd never seen them
and they'd never seen me,
but they knew I was going to their son's house, because he
as a musician (G major) also.
This is a long story, anyway, this song kind of...
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