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Verse 1
Am 
If the world was crazy,
you know what I'd eat?
Dm 
Am 
A   big slice of soup,
a whole quarter meat,
Dm 
a lemonade sandwich.
Cm 
Eb 
Cm 
Dm 
And I might try some roasted ice cream
or a bicycle pie,
Am 
a nice notebook salad
Dm 
Cm 
or some un  derwear roast,
Eb 
Dm 
an omelet of hats
Am 
and some crispy cardboard toast,
a thick malt of milk
Dm 
made from pencils and daisies.
That's what I'd eat
if the world was crazy.
If the world was crazy,
Eb 
Cm 
you know what I'd wear?
A chocolate suit and a tie, blue plaid,
Am 
Some marshmallow earmuffs,
some licorice shoes,
Cm 
and I'd read a paper of
Peppermint News.
Am 
I'd call the boys Suzy,
I'd call the girls Harry.
Cm 
I'd talk through my ears
and I always would carry a
paper umbrella
Am 
for when it's too hazy to keep
in the rain.
Cm 
If the world was crazy.
Dm 
If the world was crazy,
you know what I'd do?
Cm 
I'd walk on the ocean
and swim in my shoes.
G# 
Cm 
I'd fly through the ground
Am 
and I'd skip down the air.
I'd run down the bathtub
Cm 
and bathe downstairs.
When I'd meet somebody,
Am 
I'd say good -bye, Joe.
Cm 
When I was leaving, then I'd say hello.
The greatest of men
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Cm 
would be silly and lazy,
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E 
Cm 
so I would be king if the world was crazy.