You think you're smarter than me?
Well, all right, here we go see
You think you have plenty brain?
You could never outsmart me again
From ever since the night
you give me so much scratch
I'm looking for someone new,
For any time I come to take you out,
you wanna dress in a pair of shoes
don't it's not a matter of sense
You wouldn't get until you hung up
I am a big, big man and this thing must stop
So make up your mind and let it go
and I always giving it to you
You always want taxi fare,
25 cents, I'm no millionaire
And when you get the dough,
you're always in a big hurry to go
But you'll come back Saturday,
Lord, any time I come to take you out,
you want a dress and two pair of shoes
You really think I'm stupid,
you wouldn't get until you hand up
I am a big, man, and this thing must stop
So make up your mind and let me know
You take me for a muck, man
But darling, try an d understand
You could only stick me one time
That's the first time, not a second time
You really have me fooled,
I waste my time in school
But there's something you
Anytime I come to take you out,
you want a dress and a pair of shoes
You think I'm stupid like Mendoza,
not another cent you wouldn't get
I am a big, big man, and this thing must stop
So make up your mind now and let me know
The longest road I've ever been
I say I'm bound to catch up with you
if it's the last thing that I ever do
Fryin' me in my own fat butt,
Anytime I come to take you out,
you wanna dress in a pair of shoes
You really think I don't, it's not
You wouldn't get until you hung up
So make up your mind now,