No Line, No Waiting chords by Psyche Origami

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Verse 1
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Bump 5,
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you set the bill.
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Thank you for stopping at
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the standard.
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Yes, next up.
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Let's see what you got here.
Mac and chips,
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Snickers bar, pack of
Eclipse.
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Can I get some
Newports?
Yeah, pack of
Newports?
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Okay, you want
Kings or 100s?
100s would be fine.
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Total comes to...
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I got gas too.
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Oh, you also got gas?
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Pumped it in.
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Alright, alright.
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Total comes to...
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12 .66.
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Sweet number
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Alex, gotta get outta here.
Thanks, come back.
I'm going to work.
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ya.
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Ya, no lying, no waiting.
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I'm here for your convenience.
I had to sign up,
but I guess nobody seen it.
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It was in the window,
but I never really cleaned it.
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So when it comes to  it, I
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guess I don't mean it.
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The inside is scenic.
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We got what you need, from bread to brown rice,
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and juice and bird seed.
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We even got trees.
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And if you want that,
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when you check out, just ask for the bathroom keys.
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And I got rings, like I waited five minutes.
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And on  cue, we got five
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grams when you finish.
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The line never diminish.
We got permanent tenants from businessmen
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to crackheads who act skittish.
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And people who speak
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Yiddish, people that don't get it
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We even got liquor,
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Goose to
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Fit tish
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Or was it
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Livid?
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I once got a visit from a kid with a shirt
on that only said cynic
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Newspaper headline reads that there's
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been a slight rift in the senate
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Recently a new sidewalk was amended
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But only after dealing with the details
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Just a little slice of retail
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A little shop around the way from everywhere that you've been
And people step in and
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don't know where to begin
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We only get cleaned out
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when you prepare for the end
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And I always got a
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Batman prepared to defend
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Behind the counter we got
packs of square slim gems
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Of veteran pain medicine
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Loose blunts in plastic boxes
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With the slots in
them and a sign that says
This is help your local veteran
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We always got people around
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ped dling soliciting
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And the smell of ripe urine comes from the
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corners that we pissing in
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Usually a conversation jumps off just loud
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enough for everyone to listen in
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You can catch me from 6
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a .m. to 10  p .m.
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Working six days a week cause I don't
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take advantage of my weekends
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And right before I fall   off the deep end,
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I take a deep breath and hear a voice speaking
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Can I get 5 .8 in  a dollar straight
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box       using 2      .6
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And a  pack of 1 .5's
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And, yeah, yeah, I also want this
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What kind of convenience do
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we  have here?
Yo, what's this stand here?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah
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How much is this thing anyway?
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Uh, no, two bucks
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Anyway, all right, next up,
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I was wondering if you sold them cell phone battery charge
things.
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Oh, I'm sorry, man, we,
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that's one thing that we don't carry.
Oh, really?
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Yeah.
Okay.
You shouldn't be so connected to that thing anyway,
I mean, it's like, it's like having
a pocket homing device.
Oh, honey, you rest assured,
ain't nobody looking for me.
You never know.