Maybeezanifs chords by Psyche Origami

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Intro 1

Verse 1
B 
If I  (B major) had to
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B 
 (D sharp minor) deal  in only maybes and  (B major) if s
Em 
Then everything  (E minor) I   find logical
would cease to exist
D 
Em 
 (D major) Why  (E minor) could I write these lyrics
if I had no wrists?
G 
Or even start to spit this if I  (G major) had no lips?
Em 
D# 
 (E minor) Play a game of Texas  (D sharp major) Hold 'em
D#m 
if I  (D sharp minor) had   no chips?
A 
Em 
 (A major) Bro,  (E minor) can you see clearly
D 
if you can't focus?  (D major) 
Em 
 (E minor) Anything's possible,
E 
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 (E major) but then maybe  (C sharp minor) not
Em 
But how you  (E minor) ever gonna score
Gm 
if you  (G minor) never take a shot?
Ab 
D 
May (A flat major) be I have skill, but I  (D major) must've forgot
A 
E 
Em 
 (A major) That it  (E major) doesn't take  (E minor) tal ent
D 
in the age of robot (D major) s
Em 
And maybe  (E minor) I   would look better
if I got Botox
A 
E 
F# 
 (A major) And wore  (E major) sandals and  (F sharp major) shorts
Em 
with ath (E minor) letic pro socks
E 
D# 
With a  (E major) fuzzy ball  (D sharp major) on  them
F# 
Maybe my friend (F sharp major) s will
E 
Em 
help me  (E major) get out of  (E minor) a jam
D 
if I ever call  (D major) on them
Em 
If  (E minor) I call this wreck up the
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middle of Septem (C sharp minor) ber,
Em 
E 
will it  (E minor) drop a fall  (E major) on them
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and pro (C sharp minor) ceed to throw the wall on them?
Em 
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G#m 
 (E minor) If you  (D sharp major) all were less empathet (G sharp minor) ic,
E 
Em 
I wouldn't  (E major) have to tell my  (E minor) people,
D 
purchase stock and anes (D major) thetic
Em 
And  (E minor) what about my people
D 
if I never gave them  (D major) credit?
Em 
Man, this  (E minor) game will have you
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G#m 
E 
 (F sharp minor) making bad de (G sharp minor) cisions if you  (E major) let it
Will your body function
D# 
G# 
if and  (D sharp major) when you give a  (G sharp major) head it?
Em 
Let's  (E minor) see
D 
If I ain't one to decapitate  (D major) somebody,
Em 
 (E minor) you know
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What the hell is our sur (C sharp minor) prise
D# 
Em 
if you  (D sharp major) know what's coming  (E minor) next
E 
and then again what's discip (E major) line?
Em 
If I'm always sayin' yes, yes,  (E minor) y 'all
E 
D 
I never take  (E major) shorts if  (D major) I always stand tall
E 
Em 
Maybe  (E major) I  get the draws if I  (E minor) just
make the call
E 
D 
And wouldn't sound so old  (E major) if I  (D major) took Geritol
E 
If I made a scary  (E major) movie,
D 
the entire soundtrack (D major) 
Em 
Will be  (E minor) sun g by Aaron Hall
D 
Em 
I'll grab a hockey  (D major) mask and machet (E minor) e
and start scaring y 'all
D 
 (D major) Damn, y 'all, you probably
Em 
wouldn't  (E minor) smell so bad
D 
If I switched  (D major) to aerosol
Em 
instead of this roll  (E minor) -on
E 
Em 
D 
I gotta  (E major) call, hold  (E minor) on, hold on, hold on  (D major) 
D# 
Em 
E 
Gon (D sharp major) na get me  (E minor) a   Chico  (E major) stick
Em 
Gas  (E minor) or  diesel?
E 
 (E major) Is that it or dub it?
Pay in or outside?
Em 
 (E minor) What does the keypad for?
I don't get it. What does it
do?
E 
I don't under (E major) stand how
everything makes no sense.
B 
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E 
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G# 
E 
What is this?  (B major)  (G sharp minor) Baby...  (E major)  (G sharp minor)  (G sharp major)  (E major) 
D 
B 
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 (D major)  (B major)  (G sharp minor) 
E 
B 
 (E major)  (B major) 
E 
A 
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E 
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B 
 (E major)  (A major)  (G sharp minor)  (E major)  (C sharp minor)  (B major) 
E 
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 (E major)  (G sharp minor) 
E 
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B 
C#m 
 (E major) Um,  (G sharp minor)  (B major)  (C sharp minor) maybe more
outside
No!
Cause maybe if you pay outside,
then like... ...it'll be quicker
because come on
I gotta go...
I gotta go move it
E 
You know we  (E major) always set the precedence
for detrimental decadence
That elemental evidence
that make the people hesitant to
B 
 (B major) come into my residence
E 
With  (E major) things that only show me
C#m 
that you  (C sharp minor) be    a negligent
It's time to settle it,
E 
 (E major) hey I'm whistic, oh yeah
Em 
I come up  (E minor) quick with rhymes
A 
Em 
 (A major) to leave you  (E minor) scratching your head
D 
Just like you got bad  (D major) dandruff
E 
Em 
Out  (E major) the mouth  (E minor) where gas leaks,
D 
you'll cuff your  (D major) pants up
Em 
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This  (E minor) art form is  (F sharp minor) like  the panda,
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endangering  (C sharp minor) species
E 
A 
So maybe I'll  (E major) add my  (A major) golden touch
E 
The crumbling  (E major) noise
Em 
is  (E minor) just a brain folding up
D 
E 
 (D major) If it's your  (E major) first time visitin',
A 
go nuts, but  (A major) don't give full
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A 
on  (F sharp minor) poppin' doughnut (A major) s
E 
I show  (E major) up and got more like a tug of war,
D# 
A 
 (D sharp major) coffee's what my  (A major) mug is for
E 
Em 
 (E major) You don't think that  (E minor) less is more,
D 
right until my  (D major) thumb is sore
Em 
E 
 (E minor) You're mytholo (E major) gical,
just like a minotaur,
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 (C sharp minor) and all things got to come to it
E 
D 
 (E major) That's what the  (D major) end is for,
Bm 
A 
 (B minor) that's what the  (A major) end is for
G#m 
A 
Bro,  (G sharp minor) you know I just sit  (A major) tight,
G# 
I'ma run in (G sharp major) side, grab a newspaper,
D 
B 
A 
file a MAD  (D major) DOC  (B major)  (A major) 
E 
G#m 
 (E major) Excuse  (G sharp minor) me,
G# 
you  (G sharp major) got the latest copy of the act
A 
from  (A major) Critics Choice?
B 
G#m 
 (B major) Nah man, they ain't delivered  (G sharp minor) it yet
G# 
 (G sharp major) Bruh, you're busting my
G# 
balls  (G sharp major) here.
G#m 
My band's  (G sharp minor) taking a bath,
D 
I can't read  (D major) the articles.
B 
G#m 
 (B major) Uh, I mean,  (G sharp minor) look over there.
We got the, uh,
Hooray for USA,
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 (G sharp minor) Wall  Street Infernal,
A 
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B 
Who  (A major) Loves the Kid...  (C sharp minor)  (B major) 
G#m 
 (G sharp minor) Nice thirst!
I got a review in here of one of my bands.
Your band?
D 
B 
Yeah, you might  (D major) not have heard of  (B major) them,
bruh, but at the end of the day...
Uh, hold on for a second.
Hey, I told you, it's gonna get done.
Let me see that.
Critics have reviewed the record
and said that it sucks ass
and should be destroyed.