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Maybeezanifs easy guitar chords by Psyche Origami
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 2
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
Em
D
G
B
D#m
D#
A
E
C#m
Gm
Ab
D#b
F#
G#m
F#m
G#
Bbb
Bm
Em
D
G
B
D#m
D#
A
E
C#m
Gm
Ab
D#b
F#
G#m
F#m
G#
Bbb
Bm
Intro 1
Em
D
Em
G
Em
D
Em
G
Verse 1
B
If I had to
D#m
B
deal in only maybes and if s
Em
Then everything I find logical
would cease to exist
D
Em
Why could I write these lyrics
if I had no wrists?
G
Or even start to spit this if I had no lips?
Em
D#
Play a game of Texas Hold 'em
D#m
if I had no chips?
A
Em
Bro, can you see clearly
D
if you can't focus?
Em
Anything's possible,
E
C#m
but then maybe not
Em
But how you ever gonna score
Gm
if you never take a shot?
Ab
D
Maybe I have skill, but I must've forgot
A
E
Em
That it doesn't take tal ent
D#b
in the age of robots
Em
And maybe I would look better
if I got Botox
A
E
F#
And wore sandals and shorts
Em
with athletic pro socks
E
D#
With a fuzzy ball on them
F#
Maybe my friends will
E
Em
help me get out of a jam
D
if I ever call on them
Em
If I call this wreck up the
C#m
middle of September,
Em
E
will it drop a fall on them
C#m
and proceed to throw the wall on them?
Em
D#
G#m
If you all were less empathetic,
E
Em
I wouldn't have to tell my people,
D
purchase stock and anesthetic
Em
And what about my people
D
if I never gave them credit?
Em
Man, this game will have you
F#m
G#m
E
making bad decisions if you let it
Will your body function
D#
G#
if and when you give a head it?
Em
Let's see
D#b
If I ain't one to decapitate somebody,
Em
you know
C#m
What the hell is our surprise
D#
Em
if you know what's coming next
E
and then again what's discipline?
Em
If I'm always sayin' yes, yes, y 'all
E
D#b
I never take shorts if I always stand tall
E
Em
Maybe I get the draws if I just
make the call
E
D
And wouldn't sound so old if I took Geritol
E
If I made a scary movie,
D
the entire soundtrack
Em
Will be sun g by Aaron Hall
D
Em
I'll grab a hockey mask and machete
and start scaring y 'all
D
Damn, y 'all, you probably
Em
wouldn't smell so bad
D
If I switched to aerosol
Em
instead of this roll -on
E
Em
D
I gotta call, hold on, hold on, hold on
D#
Em
E
Gonna get me a Chico stick
Em
Gas or diesel?
E
Is that it or dub it?
Pay in or outside?
Em
What does the keypad for?
I don't get it. What does it
do?
E
I don't understand how
everything makes no sense.
B
G#m
E
G#m
G#
E
What is this? Baby...
D#b
B
G#m
E
B
E
Bbb
G#m
E
C#m
B
E
G#m
E
G#m
B
C#m
Um, maybe more
outside
No!
Cause maybe if you pay outside,
then like... ...it'll be quicker
because come on
I gotta go...
I gotta go move it
E
You know we always set the precedence
for detrimental decadence
That elemental evidence
that make the people hesitant to
B
come into my residence
E
With things that only show me
C#m
that you be a negligent
It's time to settle it,
E
hey I'm whistic, oh yeah
Em
I come up quick with rhymes
Bbb
Em
to leave you scratching your head
D
Just like you got bad dandruff
E
Em
Out the mouth where gas leaks,
D
you'll cuff your pants up
Em
F#m
This art form is like the panda,
C#m
endangering species
E
Bbb
So maybe I'll add my golden touch
E
The crumbling noise
Em
is just a brain folding up
D#b
E
If it's your first time visitin',
Bbb
go nuts, but don't give full
F#m
Bbb
on poppin' doughnuts
E
I show up and got more like a tug of war,
D#
Bbb
coffee's what my mug is for
E
Em
You don't think that less is more,
D#b
right until my thumb is sore
Em
E
You're mythological,
just like a minotaur,
C#m
and all things got to come to it
E
D#b
That's what the end is for,
Bm
Bbb
that's what the end is for
G#m
Bbb
Bro, you know I just sit tight,
G#
I'ma run inside, grab a newspaper,
D#b
B
Bbb
file a MAD DOC
E
G#m
Excuse me,
G#
you got the latest copy of the act
Bbb
from Critics Choice?
B
G#m
Nah man, they ain't delivered it yet
G#
Bruh, you're busting my
G#
balls here.
G#m
My band's taking a bath,
D#b
I can't read the articles.
B
G#m
Uh, I mean, look over there.
We got the, uh,
Hooray for USA,
G#m
Wall Street Infernal,
Bbb
C#m
B
Who Loves the Kid...
G#m
Nice thirst!
I got a review in here of one of my bands.
Your band?
D#b
B
Yeah, you might not have heard of them,
bruh, but at the end of the day...
Uh, hold on for a second.
Hey, I told you, it's gonna get done.
Let me see that.
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