Key: F# minor
Intro 1
Em
D
Em
G
Em
D
Em
G
Verse 1
D#m
B
deal in only maybes and if s
would cease to exist
D
Em
Why could I write these lyrics
if I had no wrists?
G
Or even start to spit this if I had no lips?
Em
D#
Play a game of Texas Hold 'em
A
Em
Bro, can you see clearly
E
C#m
but then maybe not
Ab
D
Maybe I have skill, but I must've forgot
A
E
Em
That it doesn't take tal ent
if I got Botox
A
E
F#
And wore sandals and shorts
E
D#
With a fuzzy ball on them
E
Em
help me get out of a jam
Em
E
will it drop a fall on them
C#m
and proceed to throw the wall on them?
Em
D#
G#m
If you all were less empathetic,
E
Em
I wouldn't have to tell my people,
F#m
G#m
E
making bad decisions if you let it
Will your body function
D#
G#
if and when you give a head it?
D#
Em
if you know what's coming next
E
D
I never take shorts if I always stand tall
E
Em
Maybe I get the draws if I just
make the call
E
D
And wouldn't sound so old if I took Geritol
D
Em
I'll grab a hockey mask and machete
and start scaring y 'all
E
Em
D
I gotta call, hold on, hold on, hold on
D#
Em
E
Gonna get me a Chico stick
Pay in or outside?
I don't get it. What does it
do?
everything makes no sense.
B
G#m
E
G#m
G#
E
What is this? Baby...
D
B
G#m
E
B
E
A
G#m
E
C#m
B
E
G#m
E
G#m
B
C#m
Um, maybe more
outside
No!
Cause maybe if you pay outside,
then like... ...it'll be quicker
because come on
I gotta go...
I gotta go move it
for detrimental decadence
That elemental evidence
that make the people hesitant to
It's time to settle it,
A
Em
to leave you scratching your head
E
Em
Out the mouth where gas leaks,
Em
F#m
This art form is like the panda,
E
A
So maybe I'll add my golden touch
D
E
If it's your first time visitin',
F#m
A
on poppin' doughnuts
D#
A
coffee's what my mug is for
E
Em
You don't think that less is more,
Em
E
You're mythological,
just like a minotaur,
E
D
That's what the end is for,
Bm
A
that's what the end is for
G#m
A
Bro, you know I just sit tight,
D
B
A
file a MAD DOC
E
G#m
Excuse me,
B
G#m
Nah man, they ain't delivered it yet
B
G#m
Uh, I mean, look over there.
We got the, uh,
Hooray for USA,
A
C#m
B
Who Loves the Kid...
I got a review in here of one of my bands.
Your band?
D
B
Yeah, you might not have heard of them,
bruh, but at the end of the day...
Uh, hold on for a second.
Hey, I told you, it's gonna get done.
Let me see that.
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