No Help Wanted chords by Red Foley

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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I've got a gal from
the bluegrass state,
I'm gonna see her tonight,
I can hardly wait.
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I'd like to make her mine, all mine,
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but there's a fella from Texas
tryin' to beat my time.
Do you need any help?
No help wanted.
You could use a little help.
No help wanted.
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Just call on me if you need any help,
if you need any help,
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if you need any help.
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I can handle this job all by myself
Boy, you're bragging now!
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Oh, shut your mouth!
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Tonight's my night to call her, hon
What Red don't know
won't hurt him none
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I'll hold her in my arms real
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tight and kiss her
Then I'll hear a voice saying,
wait a minute, mister
Do you need any help?
No help wanted
You could use a little help
No help wanted
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Just call on me if you need any help
Do you need any help?
A 
Do you need any help?
D 
I can handle this job all by my self
Boy, you can't even cut
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the mustard
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Now I'd like to see my
baby all alone
But there's a fella hangs around
like a dog to a bone
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His first name's Ernest
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and his last name's Tubbs
He's gonna reach for my woman
and draw back a nub
Then he'll need a little help
No help wanted
You could use a little help
No help wanted
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Just call on me if you need any help
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Do you need any help?
A 
Do you need any help?
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I can handle this job all by myself
I can do it too, boy
Who do you think you're
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kidding?
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She's a honky -tonk dancer
and her name is Sue
She's got a pocket full of money
and a Cadillac, too
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She's got a cute little walk
with a hippity hop
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She's a big at the little
and a bottom at the top
Do you need any help?
No help wanted
You could use a little help
No help wanted
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Just call on us if you need any help
If you need any help
A 
If you need any help
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We can handle this job all by ourselves