a glass of plain wa ter for me
Banana spread for my baby,
a glass of plain water for me
Dispenser man, if you please,
serve my chick a mess of calories
Banana split for my baby,
a glass of plain wa ter for me
Flip back the lid, scoop anything in sight,
make it a rainbow of red, brown
Chocolate chip and everything
tutti frutti once and spumoni twice
Banana split for my baby,
and a glass of plain wa ter for me
Spray the whipped cream for
Pile it as high as the Eiffel Tower
Load it with nuts, about sixteen ton
Top it with a pizza, just for fun
Banana split for my baby,
and a glass of plain wa ter for me
Banana split for my baby,
a glass of plain wa ter for me
Banana split for my baby,
a glass of plain water for me
Stack her up with crazy dew,
cause that's the stuff she likes
Banana split for my baby,
a glass of plain wa ter for me
the kind she loves to munch
Drown it in fudge, six or seven cans
she'll eat it with both hands
And a glass of plain wa ter for me
Separate checks, it must be
Charge the split to her, the water to me
Oh, the banana splits for my baby
The glass of plain wa ter's