Never Smile At A Crocodile chords by Neva Eder

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Verse 1
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Never smile at a crocodile.
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No, you can't get friendly
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with a crocodile.
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Don't be taken in by his
welcome grin.
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He's imagining
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how well you'd fit within his skin.
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Never smile at a crocodile,
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never tip your hat,
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stop to talk a while,
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never run, walk away,
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say good night,
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not good day,
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clear the aisle,
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and never smile at Mr. Crocodile.
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You may very well be well -bred,
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Lots of etiquette in your head,
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But there's always some
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special case,
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Time or place to forget etiquette.
For instance, never smile at a crocodile,
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No, you can't get friendly
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with a crocodile,
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Don't be taken in by his welcome grin.
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He's imagining
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how well you'd fit within his skin.
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Never smile at Crocodile.
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Never tip your hat
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and stop to talk a while.
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Don't be rude, never mock.
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Throw a kiss, not a rock.
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Clare the Isle
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and never smile at Mr Crocodile.
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