Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh
Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh

Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh easy guitar chords by Shel Silverstein

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    • Verse 1
    Never 
    bite a married 

    woman on the thigh 

    'Cause she 
    just can't 

    rub it off, no matter 
    how 
    she'll try. 

    And 
    when she gets home at night, 

    her man will 
    ask her why 

    Then she'll say it's 
    just a birthmark or 

    some other silly 
    lie. 

    But he'll 
    get suspi
    cious and then he 

    will start 
    to pry. 

    Then she'll 

    get hysterical and she will start to 
    cry. 

    And 
    he'll 
    say, "I don't blame you, 

    but tell me who's 
    the guy?" 

    So 
    she'll admit 
    to 
    everything and he will say 

    "bye- 
    bye". 

    And he'll buy 
    an airline 
    ticket and 

    he'll fly 
    across the sky. 

    And then he'll 
    come and 
    find you and 
    he'll 

    punch you in the 
    eye. 

    Then he'll rent a 
    cheap hotel room and he'll hang 

    himself with his tie. 

    And when 
    she gets 
    the news, she'll 

    take an overdose 
    of sleeping 

    Tablets and she's 
    gonna lie 

    on the couch 
    and 
    die. 

    So 
    never, never, never, 
    never, 

    nev
    er, never, never, 

    Bite a married woman on 
    the thigh! 

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