Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh chords by Shel Silverstein

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Verse 1
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Never bite a married
woman on the thigh
'Cause she just can't
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rub it off, no matter how she'll try.
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And when she gets home at night,
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her man will ask her why
Then she'll say it's just a birthmark or
some other silly lie.
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But he'll get suspicious and then he
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will start to pry.
Then she'll
get hysterical and she will start to cry.
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And he'll say, "I don't blame you,
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but tell me who's the guy?"
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So she'll admit to everything and he will say
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"bye- bye".
And he'll buy an airline ticket and
he'll fly across the sky.
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And then he'll come and find you and he'll
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punch you in the eye.
Then he'll rent a cheap hotel room and he'll hang
himself with his tie.
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And when she gets the news, she'll
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take an overdose of sleeping
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Tablets and she's gonna lie
on the couch and die.
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So never, never, never, never,
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never, never, never,
Bite a married woman on the thigh!