Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh chords by
Shel Silverstein

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Key: G major•

Verse 1

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Never bite a married

woman on the thigh

'Cause she just can't

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rub it off, no matter how she'll try.

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C

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And when she gets home at night,

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her man will ask her why

Then she'll say it's just a birthmark or

some other silly lie.

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But he'll get suspicious and then he

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will start to pry.

Then she'll

get hysterical and she will start to cry.

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And he'll say, "I don't blame you,

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but tell me who's the guy?"

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So she'll admit to everything and he will say

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"bye- bye".

And he'll buy an airline ticket and

he'll fly across the sky.

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And then he'll come and find you and he'll

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punch you in the eye.

Then he'll rent a cheap hotel room and he'll hang

himself with his tie.

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And when she gets the news, she'll

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take an overdose of sleeping

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Tablets and she's gonna lie

on the couch and die.

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So never, never, never, never,

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never, never, never,

Bite a married woman on the thigh!

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