My Own Eyes

My Own Eyes easy guitar chords by Weird Al Yankovic

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  • Verse 1
    I saw 
    baby 
    drive 
    truck 

    I saw 
    a junkie 
    eat 
    a tuba 

    I saw 
    a stripper 
    kiss 
    duck 

    Behind 
    dumpster in 
    Aruba 

    Verse 2
    I saw 
    this 
    fat, 
    psychotic 
    guy 

    His 
    under
    wear 
    was 
    made 
    of crickets 

    He 
    pawned 
    a skeleton 
    to 
    buy 

    Some 
    old 
    ex
    pired 
    lotto 
    tickets 

    saw 
    Verse 3
    a naked 
    vag
    rant 
    giving 

    Mouth- 
    to- 
    mouth 
    re
    suscitation 
    to 
    his 
    cat 

    prob
    ably 
    could 
    have 

    gone 
    my 
    whole 
    life 

    Without 
    seeing 
    that 

    Verse 4

    With 
    my 
    own 
    eyes 

    I see 
    thing
    s that'd 
    drive 

    nor
    mal 
    man 
    in
    sane 

    Wish 
    could 
    dis
    connect 
    my 
    brain 

    From 
    my 
    own 
    eye

    I saw 
    mime 
    Verse 5
    get 
    hacked 
    to 
    death 

    With 
    an 
    imagin
    ary 
    cleaver 

    I saw 
    an 
    old 
    man's 
    final 
    breath 

    I watched 
    him 
    die 
    from 

    Bieber Fever 

    I saw 
    these 
    diabetic chicks 

    In 
    an 
    aban
    doned 
    7- E
    leven 

    watched 
    them 
    snorting 

    pix
    ie 
    sticks 

    While 
    they 
    were 
    belching 

    Stair
    way 
    To 
    Heaven 

    Verse 6
    saw 
    two 
    drag 
    queens 
    try
    ing 

    to see 
    how 
    many 
    crackers 

    They 
    could shove 
    up 
    each 

    other's 
    nose 

    I'd 
    like 
    to 
    erase 
    my 
    mind 

    completely 
    but 
    suppose 

    That's 
    just 
    the 
    way 
    it 
    goes 

    Verse 7
    With 
    my 
    own 
    eyes 

    see 
    thing
    s that'd 
    drive 

    nor
    mal 
    man 
    insane 

    Wish 
    could 
    dis
    connect 
    my 
    brain 

    From 
    my 
    own 
    eyes 
    (my own 
    eyes) 

    Those 
    visions 
    haunt 
    my 
    memory 

    Oh, 
    there's 
    so 
    much 
    wish 
    could 
    unsee 

    With 
    my 
    own 
    eyes 

    Interlude 1

    Verse 8
    Some 
    priest 
    got 
    drunk 
    and 

    stole 
    a circus 
    zebra 

    And 
    he 
    trained 
    it 
    to 
    massage 
    his 
    back

    My 
    guinea 
    pig 
    commit
    ted 
    hara- 
    kiri 

    So 
    we 
    used 
    him 
    to 
    play 
    hack
    y- sack 

    My 
    neigh
    bor's 
    kids 
    sold 

    weapon
    grade 
    plutonium 

    And 
    frosty 
    ice- 
    cold 
    lemon
    ade 

    They 
    took 
    MasterCard and 

    some
    times 

    Human 
    organs 
    in 
    trade, 

    that's 
    how 
    we 
    paid 

    have 
    to 
    say 
    that 
    it 
    was 
    really 

    darn 
    good 
    lem
    onade 

    Verse 9
    With 
    my 
    own 
    eyes 

    I've seen 
    thing 
    that'd 

    drive 
    nor
    mal 
    man 
    insane 

    Wish 
    could 
    dis
    connect 
    my 
    brain 

    From 
    my 
    own 
    eye

    (my own 
    eyes) 

    Those 
    visions 
    haunt 
    my 
    memory 

    Oh, 
    there's 
    so 
    much 
    wish 
    could 
    unsee 

    With 
    my 
    own 
    eyes 

    With 
    my 
    own 
    eye

    With 
    my 
    own 
    eyes 

    Outro 1
    With 
    my 
    own 
    eyes 


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