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My Own Eyes chords by 
Weird Al Yankovic
N/A•
Verse 1
Am
I saw a baby drive a truck
I saw a junkie eat a tuba
I saw a stripper kiss a duck
Behind a dumpster in Aruba
Verse 2
Am
C
Dm
I saw this fat, psychotic guy
D
Am
C
D
His underwear was made of crickets
Am
G
C
D
Dm
He pawned a skeleton to buy
D
Am
Some old expired lotto tickets
D
I saw
Verse 3
Am
G
a naked vagrant giving
F
D
Mouth- to- mouth resuscitation to his cat
Am
I probably could have
G
gone my whole life
Am
G
Am
Without seeing that
G
Am
Verse 4
B
With my own eyes
D
I see things that'd drive a
Am
B
nor mal man insane
D
C
Wish I could disconnect my brain
D
Am
C
D
From my own eye s
Dm
Am
I saw a mime
Verse 5
G
C
Dm
get hacked to death
D
Am
G
C
Dm
With an imaginary cleaver
D
A
Am
C
Dm
I saw an old man's final breath
D
Am
I watched him die from
C
Dm
Bieber Fever
Am
G
C
Dm
I saw these diabetic chicks
Am
G
C
D
Dm
In an abandoned 7- Eleven
D
Am
I watched them snorting
G
C
Dm
pixie sticks
Am
While they were belching
G
C
Dm
Stairway To Heaven
Verse 6
Am
G
I saw two drag queens trying
to see how many crackers
F
They could shove up each
Dm
D
other's nose
Am
I'd like to erase my mind
G
Am
completely but I suppose
G
Am
G
Am
That's just the way it goes
Verse 7
Am
B
With my own eyes
D
I see things that'd drive
A
a normal man insane
B
D
Wish I could disconnect my brain
A
B
D
From my own eyes (my own eyes)
A
B
Those visions haunt my memory
D
C
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
D
With my own eyes
Interlude 1
Am
Verse 8
Am
Some priest got drunk and
G
stole a circus zebra
F
Dm
And he trained it to massage his back
D
Am
G
My guinea pig committed hara- kiri
F
Dm
So we used him to play hacky- sack
D
Am
My neighbor's kids sold
G
weapons grade plutonium
F
Dm
D
And frosty ice- cold lemonade
Am
They took MasterCard and
G
sometimes
Am
Human organs in trade,
G
Am
G
Am
G
Am
G
Am
that's how we paid
G
Am
G
Am
G
I have to say that it was really
B
G
Em
G
Am
darn good lemonade
Verse 9
B
With my own eyes
D
I've seen thing that'd
A
Am
drive a normal man insane
B
D
Wish I could disconnect my brain
A
B
From my own eyes
D
(my own eyes)
A
B
Those visions haunt my memory
D
C
Oh, there's so much I wish I could unsee
Am
G
C
With my own eyes
Dm
Am
G
C
With my own eye s
Dm
Am
With my own eyes
Outro 1
With my own eyes
Am
C
C
Am
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