My Kick Drums Have Been Triggered chords by ChuggaBoom

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Intro 1

Bb5

Ab5

Stop being a bitch,

Verse 1
Ab5 
F5 
G 
Eb 
D 
G 
Bb5 
you're not a unique unicorn
G 
No, the world doesn't re
Cm 
G 
Ab5 
G 
volve around you
Dm 
G 
Bb5 
Why are you so offended? Fuck it,
Gm 
I'm offended
G 
That you find me offensive,
Cm 
G 
Bb5 
G 
stop bein' so defensive

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Verse 2

This is the snowflake generation

Ab5

Packed full of micro-

agressions

We attack issues head- on

Which if pretty good for

Ab5

a metalcore band

If your otherkin half is

Verse 3
Cm 
G 
a fucking mouse
D 
Then everything you say
Dm 
D 
is lunacy
G 
Cm 
Dm 
G 
Cm 
You're not a dragon, you're not a rock
G 
You're not a motherfucking animal stop
Bb 
Dm 
being an insufferable cock
G 
Dm 
Kids are be ing raised to think

Verse 4
G 
that
Cm 
Gm 
G 
other people give a shit
D 
There's no bigger lie than
"You're one of a kind"
Cm 
D 
G 
And it's down to this that
Cm 
G 
you think you're right
Take my advice and follow
Cm 
Bb 
the Chugg Life

Verse 5
Bb 
Cm 
There's such a tendency to
seek some sort of sympathy
F5 
G 
Please like my post and I won't
Dm 
Gm 
cut myself tonight
Bb 
Ab 
So  if you're easily offended,

Interlude 1

here's your trigger warning

Verse 6
G 
This verse is censored,
deemed to offensive when
We pitched this song to a label
two days before release
And the suit at the table said we're
part of the problem
Ab5 
Not   being a bitch,
but fuck you and your self rightcousness
Stop being a little meanie you meanie,
We're not measuring
peenies, mussolini
Put down your martini and dictate to
G 
Me, the direction we should go down, bleh
Bb5 
Oh for fucks sake,

Verse 7
G 
Ab5 
I didn't even mention your weight,
G 
Why the hell should I care
Cm 
Bb5 
that you're stuffing your face
Cm 
G 
With a motherfucking gallon of but
Cm 
Bb 
G 
ter everyday (I fucking don't)
I'm not a fat- shaming,
stigmatizing,
Xenophobic bigot,
Ab5 
G 
I'm under no obligation to affirm your life
It's your right, and that's fine,
But it's mine to state that it's
Ab5 
getting quite boring

Verse 8
Bb 
Cm 
There's such a tendency to seek
some sort of sympathy
G 
Please like my post and I won't
Dm 
G 
cut myself tonight
Gm 
Bb 
Ab 
So  if you're easily offended,
here's your trigger warning
G 

Verse 9
G 
Oh yeeaahh
This song might get us in a bit of trouble
But us Chuggalos, we
know what the real deal is
So if you actually think that I have time
to waste on hating anyone
Then I've got a little song for you,
To express how sorry I am that

Verse 10
I hurt your precious feelings
G 
Hey you, I don't give a fuck about you
So go and be a little bitch to
Someone else and go fuck yourself
Ab5 
Fuck you bitch

Interlude 2

Verse 11
Bb 
Cm 
There's such a tendency to seek
some sort of sympathy
G 
Please like my post and I won't
Dm 
Gm 
cut myself tonight
Bb 
Ab 
So  if you're easily offended,
G 
Bb 
here's your trigger warning
G 
(Trigger warning)
Trigger warning