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Mrs. Claus' Kimono chords by 
Drive-by Truckers
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Intro 1
Em
Am
G
D
F
Em
D
Em
Verse 1
Em
I'm a sinister elf,
With a sinister plan,
D
Em
Santa's little helper,
D
Em
With too much time on my hands,
Am
G
He's got a fine lookin' wife,
D
For such an old man,
F
Em
I can see her lookin' at me,
D
Em
When there is no one else around.
D
Em
D
Em
D
Em
And I'm countin' down the
D
Em
D
days to December 24th,
Em
The old mans in his sleigh,
D
Em
I am sneakin' in the back door,
Am
A
G
She asks if I know what
D
the candy cane is for,
F
Em
While he's slidin' down the chimney,
Bm
Em
I'll be com in' back for more.
D
Verse 2
Em
Not really worried 'bout
D
Em
the old man findin' out,
D
Em
Bm
D
'Cuz me and Rudolph worked
Em
the whole thing out,
Am
A
G
It's not about vengeance
D
or anything like that,
F
Em
I just want a little sex,
And the old man off my back.
D
Em
Verse 3
Rudy's out for blood,
'Cuz he hates the fat old man,
'Cuz he caught him in the stables
with his fat little hands
Verse 4
A
G
On a female reindeer he
D
F
likes named Wynona,
Em
And the last thing he wants
D
Em
to see is Santa on her,
So we're loadin' up the toy sack
Bm
Em
Bm
with heroin and crack
Verse 5
Em
We sent Santa off to Georgia,
D
Em
He ain't comin' back,
Am
G
And we call up an evil green Grinch,
D
Fm
To tell him Santa's holdin',
Edim
Em
And they'll have him on the chain gang,
Bm
Em
And the electric chair,
Verse 6
The electric chair
Em
And there'll be a happy ending,
D
Em
All you girls and all you boys
There won't be no more Santa,
Bm
Em
There won't be no more toys
Verse 7
A
There'll be no stoppin'
G
D
F
Rudy and Wynona,
Em
And I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus' Kimono
I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus' Kimono
I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus' Kimono
I'll be taking off Mrs.
Am
Claus' Kimono
G
D
Merry Christmas
Outro 1
F
Dm
Em
A
G
D
F
Em
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