Cartoon Gold chords by Drive-By Truckers

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Intro 1

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Verse 1
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I'm not good with numbers
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I just count on knowing
when I'm high enough
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A  mule with only two legs counting steps
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toward dangling carrots don't add up
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I think about you when I can and even
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sometimes when I can't I do
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Once the driver knows you got good sense he takes
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away the carrots too
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Getting all excited finding nothing
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that was never there before
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Is like bringing flowers to your Mama and
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tracking dog shit all over the floor
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Jesus made the flowers but it took
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a dog to make the story good
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I think about you when I can and sometime when I
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don't I probably should
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Tending bar in LA after dark must
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be like mining cartoon gold
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Rocks    that won't cooperate and tools
that drive you crazy must get old
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I  think about you when I can and some
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times when I do I still get caught
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Sitting in a bar in LA after      dark with my