Mr. Cajun Boyfriend Man chords by Tim Wilson

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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 (E major) I  was in a  (D major) holiday
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and with my pant (E major) s  around my ankles
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when a  (D major) Cajun kicked in the door  (E major) 
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I  (D major) was staring down the barrel
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of a  (E major) Desert Eagle
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and that's  (G major) bigger than a .44  (A major) 
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He said,  (D major) Kim Hebert is in the
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 (E major) shower in there,
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you got 30  (D major) seconds to pray.  (E major) 
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I  (D major) asked Jesus to forgive me
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for the first  (E major) 10 and 20
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thinking  (G major) I was something to say.  (A major) 
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 (Asus4) I         (A major) said, I'll  (E major) go to  (E minor) heaven,
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and you  (D major) go to prison,
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and Kim  (E minor) will hear a  (E major) really big boom.  (D major) 
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And a maid  (E major) will have to  (E minor) wash
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my college  (D major) education
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off the wall  (G major) of this motel room
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 (Asus4) You'll  (A major) get a  (E major) public defender
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who'll  (E minor) prove  (D major) ineffective
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and they'll  (E major) send you to death row
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 (D major) You'll get the  (E major) lethal injection
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like your  (D major) girlfriend got about three  (G major) 
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minutes ago  (A major)  (Asus4)  (A major) 
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 (Asus4) Mr.       (A major) Cajun  (E major) Boyfriend
Man,
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Mr.  (D major)  (A major) Cajun  (E minor) Boy friend
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 (E major) Man
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I got  (E minor) my   (D major) pants pulled up,
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his hands star (E major) ted shakin'
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and the  (D major) eagle wasn't gonna fire  (E major) 
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 (E minor) Cause the fool  (D major) had forgot to
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put one  (E major) in the chamber
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an (E minor) d   we  (G major) fought about a half an hour  (A major) 
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And  (D major) Kim, a bear,
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still in the  (E minor) shower  (E major) in there
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And he crawled  (D major) back to the bathroom  (E major) 
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I was  (D major) crankin' my car out
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in the  (E major) parking lot
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When  (G major) I  heard a really big
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boom  (A major)  (Asus4)  (A major) 
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And now he's  (E major) gone to  (E minor) heaven,
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she's  (D major) gone to prison
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And I'm  (E major) goin' the other  (E minor) way
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 (D major) Next day  (E major) I read about them
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both  (D major) in the paper
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over at  (G major) the extended stay
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 (A major) I'm in a  (E major) king -size bed,
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now look  (D major) who's dead
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I guess we're  (E minor) really gon
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 (E major) na find out who  (D major) 
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Who's  (E major) gone to heaven
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an (E minor) d   who's  (D major) gone to prison
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and who's  (G major) gone to Baton  (A major) Rouge  (E major) 
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