Mother dear you'll never be my sister
Seek the advice of a solicitor
Californian sensibilities
All my problems spring from
We need to go right back to
Dispossessed from the outset
What you need is precisely
Mother dear it should be you
Mother dear you'll never be my sister
Seek the advice of a solicitor
Mother dear you'll never be my sister
On my shoulder you're a chip
On my foot you're a blister
Mother dear you'll never be my sister
Seek the advice of a solicitor
So tell me what am I gonna do
Were corrupted by the few
So I dance the mambo and the cha cha cha
I run you over in my beautiful
Dearest darling mummy dearest
Mother dear you'll never be my sister
Seek the advice of a solicitor
Mother dear you'll never be my sister
On my shoulder you're a chip
On my foot you're a blister
Mother dear you'll never be my sister
Seek the advice of a solicitor
Mother dear you'll never be my
The blame lies in the family name
It's not my fault I did as I was taught
Escape to Mongolia or Timbuktu
I know somehow, somewhere
I had a mother who was shameless
No wonder my life collapsed
I think I'm having a relapse
Mother dear you'll never be my sister
Seek the advice of a solicitor
Mother dear you'll never be my sister
On my shoulder you're a chip
On my foot you're a blister
Mother dear you'll never be my sister
Seek the advice of a soli
Mother dear you'll never be my sister
On my shoulder you're a chip
On my foot you're a blister
I'm just too frightened to ask
What you made is precisely