Moron chords by The Dead Milkmen

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Intro 1

Verse 1

Hangin' out

in the commode

Listening to Depeche Mode

You look like some kind of toad

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Verse 2

Why are you a moron?

Got a skateboard, gnarly rad

With money from your mom and dad

Take a bath 'cause you smell bad

Why are you a moron?

Verse 3

Walkin' down on old South Street

Say, "Hello" to the kids you meet

If knowing you is such a treat

Then why are you a moron?

Verse 4

Got kicked out of public school

Make a waste of our gene pool

Face it asshole, you're a fool

Why are you a moron?

Verse 5
C 
B 
E 
Em 
I'm starin'  (C major)  (B major) at a wall  (E major)  (E minor) 
C 
B 
doin' nothin'  (C major) at  (B major) all
E 
Em 
Gotta get  (E major) out  (E minor) a'   here
C 
G 
 (C major) I could use  (G major) some beer
C 
G 
 (C major) Wish  (G major) I could get some beer
D 
I could use some beer to (D major) night

Verse 6

In and out of trendy clubs

With a pair of day glow gloves

You're the only one you love

Why are you a moron?

Verse 7
E 
Em 
Tell  (E major) us you've got somethin'  (E minor) to say
Then bore us with your anarchy
E 
Em 
We just wish you'd  (E major) go  (E minor) away
E 
Why are  (E major) you a moron?
Em 
 (E minor) A

Verse 8
trendy loser's what you are
E 
Em 
It's your scene and  (E major) your it's  (E minor) czar
I'd like to see you covered with tar
Why are you a moron?
E 
 (E major) 

Verse 9
Creeps like you should
be wiped out
Em 
You've got a face just  (E minor) like a trout
E 
Listen to every (E major) body shout
C 
"Why are  (C major) you a moron?"

Verse 10
B 
I'm followin'  (B major) the trend
E 
Em 
C 
 (E major) s 'cause  (E minor) I  (C major) wanna
B 
E 
Em 
Have some friends,  (B major) I wanna be some (E major)  (E minor) body
C 
G 
 (C major) Don't wanna be nobody,  (G major) 
C 
G 
 (C major)  (G major) I  wanna be
C 
G 
Somebody.  (C major) I  (G major) wanna be
D 
with someone to (D major) night

Verse 11

I swear that you are Hitler's clone

You spread disease wherever you roam

Got the brains of a garden gnome

Why are you a moron?

Verse 12

Voted for Reagan not once but twice

Think that Jerry Falwell's nice

Do you keep your brains on ice?

Verse 13

Why are you a moron?

In the end you're all alone

No one calls you on the phone

Got no job you've got no home

Verse 14

Why are you a moron?

Hangin' out in the commode

Listenin' to Depeche Mode

You look like some kind of toad

Verse 15
You're just a fuckin' moron
C 
B 
E 
 (C major) I'm  (B major) freezed up inside,  (E major) 
Em 
C 
all my  (E minor)  (C major) brain cells
B 
E 
Em 
Have  (B major) died, I'm gonna get  (E major) out  (E minor) a'   here,
G 
 (G major) I'm
Gonna get out a' here,
I'm gonna get out
A' here, I'm gonna get
D 
out a' here, to (D major) night