Moron
Moron

Moron easy guitar chords by The Dead Milkmen

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 2

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo

  • Em

  • E

  • C

  • B

    2

  • G

  • D

  • Em

  • E

  • C

  • B

    2

  • G

  • D

    • Intro 1

    Verse 1
    Hangin' 
    out 

    in 
    the commode 

    Listening 
    to 
    De
    peche 
    Mode 

    You 
    look 
    like 
    some 
    kind 
    of toad 

    Verse 2
    Why 
    are 
    you 
    a 
    moron? 

    Got 
    a 
    skateboard, gnarly 
    rad 

    With 
    money 
    from 
    your mom 
    and 
    dad 

    Take 
    a bath 
    'cause 
    you smell 
    bad 

    Why 
    are 
    you 
    a moron? 

    Verse 3
    Walkin' 
    down 
    on 
    old South 
    Street 

    Say, 
    "Hello" 
    to 
    the 
    kids 
    you 
    meet 

    If 
    knowing 
    you 
    is such 
    a treat 

    Then 
    why 
    are 
    you 
    a 
    moron? 

    Verse 4
    Got 
    kicked 
    out 
    of 
    public 
    school 

    Make 
    a waste 
    of our 
    gene 
    pool 

    Face 
    it 
    asshole, 
    you're 
    a fool 

    Why 
    are you 
    a mor
    on? 

    Verse 5
    I'm 
    starin' 
    at 
    a 
    wall 

    doin' 
    nothin' 
    at 
    all 

    Gotta 
    get 
    out 
    a' 
    here 

    I 
    could 
    use 
    some 
    beer 

    Wish 
    I 
    could 
    get 
    some 
    beer 

    I 
    could 
    use 
    some 
    beer 
    to
    night 

    Verse 6
    In 
    and 
    out 
    of 
    trendy clubs 

    With 
    a pair 
    of day 
    glow 
    gloves 

    You're the 
    only 
    one 
    you love 

    Why 
    are you 
    a 
    moron? 

    Verse 7
    Tell 
    us 
    you've 
    got somethin' 
    to say 

    Then 
    bore 
    us 
    with 
    your anarchy 

    We 
    just 
    wish 
    you'd 
    go 
    away 

    Why 
    are 
    you 
    a 
    moron? 

    A 
    Verse 8
    trendy loser's 
    what 
    you 
    are 

    It's 
    your scene 
    and 
    your 
    it's 
    czar 

    I'd 
    like 
    to see 
    you covered 
    with 
    tar 

    Why 
    are you 
    a 
    moron? 

    Verse 9
    Creeps 
    like 
    you should 

    be 
    wiped 
    out 

    You've 
    got 
    a face 
    just 
    like 
    a 
    trout 

    Listen 
    to 
    every
    body 
    shout 

    "Why 
    are 
    you 
    a 
    moron?" 

    Verse 10
    I'm 
    followin' 
    the 
    trend

    s 
    'cause 
    I 
    wanna 

    Have 
    some 
    friends, 
    I 
    wanna 
    be 
    some
    body 

    Don't 
    wanna 
    be 
    nobody, 

    I 
    wanna 
    be 

    Somebody. 
    I 
    wanna 
    be 

    with 
    someone 
    to
    night 

    Verse 11
    I 
    swear 
    that 
    you 
    are 
    Hitler's 
    clone 

    You spread 
    disease 
    wherever 
    you 
    roam 

    Got 
    the 
    brains 
    of 
    a garden 
    gnome 

    Why 
    are you a 
    moron? 

    Verse 12
    Voted 
    for Reagan 
    not once 
    but twice 

    Think 
    that Jerry 
    Falwell's nice 

    Do you 
    keep 
    your 
    brains 
    on 
    ice? 

    Verse 13
    Why 
    are 
    you 
    a moron? 

    In 
    the end 
    you're all 
    alone 

    No 
    one 
    calls 
    you 
    on 
    the 
    phone 

    Got 
    no 
    job 
    you've 
    got 
    no 
    home 

    Verse 14
    Why 
    are you 
    a 
    moron? 

    Hangin' 
    out 
    in 
    the 
    commode 

    Listenin' 
    to Depeche 
    Mode 

    You 
    look 
    like 
    some kind 
    of 
    toad 

    Verse 15
    You're 
    just 
    a 
    fuckin' 
    moron 

    I'm 
    freezed up 
    in
    side, 

    all 
    my 
    brain 
    cells 

    Have 
    died, 
    I'm 
    gonna 
    get 
    out 
    a' 
    here, 

    I'm 

    Gonna 
    get 
    out 
    a' 
    here, 

    I'm 
    gonna 
    get 
    out 

    A' 
    here, 
    I'm 
    gonna 
    get 

    out 
    a' 
    here, 
    to
    night 

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