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Verse 1
A (D major) friend (G major) once said that a man (B minor) called
Ted
One day (C major) had a (D major) bright idea
(G major) He said my savings are getting slim (B minor) mer
But I (C major) think that I'm on a (D major) winner
I (C major) need me a (F major) girl of independ (D major) ent means
(G major) To (E major) sponsor my counterfeit (A minor)
money (D major) machine
These (E major) investing pen (A minor) sions
On my (A major) unique invention (D major)
It's a (G major) dollar, dime, cent, pound,
(B minor) shillings and pence
Interna (C major) tional money (D major) machine
(G major) (F major) I've (D major) (G major) earned them
and I've stolen (B minor) them
But (C major) now I think I'll roll (D major) them
If I (C major) get them rollers (F major) turn (D major) ing brown (G major)
I've (E major) had (A minor) multi -bil (D major) lion pound (G major) s
And (E major) nothing shall come between
(A minor) Me and my lady (D major) and my ma
chine (G major) (C major) (F major) (D minor) (G major) (E major) (A minor) (D major)
So (G major) in the back room of a back (B minor) street
The (C major) money machine (D major) began (G major)
He soon owned silk pyjamas (B minor)
And he (C major) dined in the
Ba (D major) hamas
Ted (C major) was as (F major) wealthy as (D major) could be, (G major)
liv (E major) ing his life (A major) of (D major) luxury
Thank (G major) (E major) s to his counterfeit
Queen (A minor) and his multi (A major) -million dream (D major)
His dol (G major) lar, dime, cents, pounds, (B minor) shillings and pence,
interna (C major) tional money (D major) machine
(G major) (F major) Not (D major) (G major) one solitary na
tion (B minor) was free (C major) from
Ted's creation (D major)
Elgin, (C major)
(F major) Frank,
(D major) Mark or
(G major) Yen
Turn (E major) their (A minor) rollers round (D major) again (G major)
Round (E major) and round they go (A minor)
And the (D major) counterfeit money would flow (G major)
The (D major) (E minor) rollers kep (B minor) t on turning (E minor)
(B minor) Me (E minor) I just (B minor) kept turn (E minor) ing
My (B minor) machine, (E major) my lady and me
(A minor) We're (A major) as happy (D major) as we can
be (G major) (C major) (F major) (D minor) (G major) (E major) (A minor) (D major)
Then (G major) a technical hitch to the pro (B minor) gress,
the (C major) rollers ceased (D major) to roll
(G major) The ink and paper was loaded, (B minor)
but the (C major) money machine exploded (D major)
Said (C major) his years (F major) of (D major) deep devotion, (G major)
tumbled (E major) down (A major) in one (D major) explosion
(G major) He (E major) never made money again,
(A minor) but (E major) his cof (A major) fee was designed the same (D major)
As his dol (G major) lar, dime, cents, pounds,
(B minor) shillings and pence
Interna (C major) tional money (D major) machine (F major)
The (D major) (G major) government showed
resent (B minor) ment at
(C major) Ted's deceased investment (D major)
It (C major) ain't a colo (F major) nial thing (D major) to do, (G major)
but (E major) now the (A minor) government make (D major) it too (G major)
Ted (E major) got an
MBE, (A minor) awar (D major) ded posthumously
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Money Machine
Richard Digance
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