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men and women easy guitar chords by 
Bo Burnham
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Verse 1
G
Thank you. I believe, uh,
I believe firmly that women are always right.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Well, I should rephrase that.
C
I, uh, don't.
G
Men and women.
C
This song is called
Men and
Women.
G
C
Men are like vows,
G
C
G
they are easily broken, oh yeah
C
Women are like cows,
G
because they both have vaginas
C
G
C
Men are like muzzles,
G
C
G
because they'll try to shut you up, oh yeah
C
Women are like puzzles, because prior to 1920,
neither had the right to vote
G
Puzzles still don't
C
A man is an eagle, yeah,
G
a woman is a dove
C
Women can fake orgasms,
G
C
G
C
F
G
but men can fake love
C
G
Women are like fingers and toes
C
Cause they're easy to count on
G
C
Men are like ravens and crows
G
C
Cause they hate using condoms
G
C
Women are like
Yahtzees
G
C
Cause they rarely get down
F
G
C
Men are like
Nazis
G
C
Cause they both caused the holocaust
G
It's true
C
For every dollar that a man makes,
G
a woman makes seventy cents.
C
That doesn't make sense.
That's not fair.
G
C
G
C
The man's only left with thirty.
F
G
C
Oh, men and women.
G
It's black and white with an area
C
of grey for her maronite eyes.
G
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
C
Male strippers always
look like they're applying lotion
G
C
and female strippers when
they're dancing on the pole
just look like...
G
confused firemen.
C
Thanks.
Thank you.
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