men and women

men and women easy guitar chords by Bo Burnham

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  • Verse 1
    Thank you. I 
    believe, uh, 

    I believe firmly 
    that women are 
    always right. 

    Yeah. 

    Thank 
    you. 

    Well, 
    should rephrase that. 

    I, uh, 
    don't. 

    Men 
    and 
    women. 

    This 
    song is called 

    Men and 

    Women. 

    Men 
    are 
    like 
    vows, 

    they 
    are easily 
    broken, 
    oh 
    yeah 

    Wo
    men are 
    like 
    cows, 

    because 
    they both have 
    vaginas 

    Men 
    are 
    like 
    muzzles, 

    because 
    they'll 
    try to 
    shut you 
    up, oh 
    yeah 

    Women 
    are 
    like 
    puzzles, 
    because prior 
    to 1920, 

    neither had 
    the right to 
    vote 

    Puzzles 
    still don't 

    man 
    is an 
    eagle, 
    yeah, 

    a woman 
    is a 
    dove 

    Wo
    men can 
    fake 
    orgasms, 

    but 
    men can 
    fake love 

    Women 
    are 
    like 
    fingers 
    and 
    toes 

    Cause 
    they're easy to 
    coun
    t on 

    Men 
    are 
    like 
    ravens 
    and crows 

    Cause 
    they 
    hate us
    ing condoms 

    Wo
    men 
    are 
    like 

    Yahtzees 

    Cause 
    they 
    rarely 
    get down 

    Men 
    are like 

    Nazis 

    Cause 
    they both caused 
    the holocaust 

    It's 
    true 

    For 
    every 
    dollar that 
    a man makes, 

    a woman makes 
    seventy cent
    s. 

    That doesn't make 
    sense. 

    That's not 
    fair. 

    The man's 
    only left with 
    thirty. 


    Oh, 
    men and 
    wo
    men. 

    It's 
    black and 
    white with 
    an 
    area 

    of grey for 
    her maron
    ite eyes. 

    Yeah, 
    oh 
    yeah, 
    yeah. 

    Male 
    strippers 
    always 

    look like they're 
    applying lotion 

    and 
    female strip
    pers when 

    they're dancing 
    on the pole 

    just 
    look like... 

    confused 
    firemen. 

    Thanks. 

    Thank 
    you. 


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