men and women chords by Bo Burnham
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Verse 1
(G major) Thank you. I believe, uh,
I believe firmly that women are always right.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Well, I should rephrase that.
I, uh, (C major) don't.
(G major) Men and women.
(C major) This song is called
Men and
Women.
(G major) Men are (C major) like vows,
they (G major) are easily (C major) broken, oh yeah (G major)
Wo (C major) men are like cows,
(G major) because they both have vaginas
(C major) (G major) Men (C major) are like muzzles,
because they'll (G major) try to (C major) shut you up, oh yeah (G major)
Women are (C major) like puzzles, because prior to 1920,
neither had the right to vote
Puzzles (G major) still don't
A (C major) man is an eagle, yeah,
a woman is a (G major) dove
Wo (C major) men can fake orgasms,
but men can (G major) fake love (C major) (G major) (C major) (F major) (G major)
Women are (C major) like fingers and (G major) toes
Cause they're easy to (C major) count on
(G major) Men (C major) are like ravens and crows
Cause (G major) they hate us (C major) ing condoms
Women (G major) (C major) are like
Yahtzees
Cause they (G major) rarely (C major) get down
Men (F major) (G major) (C major) are like
Nazis
(G major) Cause they both caused (C major) the holocaust
It's (G major) true
For (C major) every dollar that a man makes,
a woman makes seventy cent (G major) s.
That doesn't make (C major) sense.
That's not fair.
The man's only left with (G major) thirty. (C major) (G major) (C major)
(F major)
(G major) Oh, men and wo (C major) men.
It's black and white with an (G major) area
of grey for her maron (C major) ite eyes.
Yeah, (G major) oh yeah, yeah.
(C major) Male strippers always
look like they're applying lotion
(G major) and female strip (C major) pers when
they're dancing on the pole
just look like...
(G major) confused firemen.
(C major) Thanks.
Thank you.
men and women
Bo Burnham
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