Me And My Monkey

Me And My Monkey easy guitar chords by Robbie Williams

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  • Intro 1




    Verse 1
    There 
    was 
    me 
    and 
    my 
    monkey 

    And 
    with 
    his 
    dungarees 
    and 
    roller 
    blades 

    smoking 
    fil
    ter 
    tips 

    Reclining 
    in 
    the 
    passenger 
    seat 

    of 
    my 
    super-charged 
    jet 
    black 
    Chevrolet 

    He 
    had 
    the 
    soft-top 
    down 

    He 
    liked 
    the 
    wind 
    in 
    his 
    face 

    He 
    said 
    'Son, 
    you 
    ever 
    been 
    to 
    Vegas?' 

    said 
    'no' 

    He 
    said 
    'that's 
    where 
    we're 
    gonna 
    go, 

    you 
    need 
    change 
    of 
    pace' 

    And 
    we 
    hit 
    the 
    strip 

    with 
    all 
    the 
    wedding 
    chapels 

    and 
    the 
    neon 
    signs 

    He 
    said 
    'I 
    left 
    my 
    wallet 
    in 
    El 
    Segundo' 

    and 
    proceeded 
    to 
    take 

    Pre-chorus 1
    two 
    grand 
    of 
    mine 

    We 
    made 
    tracks 

    to 
    The 
    Mandalay 
    Bay 
    Hotel 

    Asked 
    the 
    bell 
    boy 
    if 
    he'd 
    take 
    me 

    and 
    my 
    monkey 
    as 
    well? 

    He 
    looked 
    in 
    the 
    passenger 
    seat 
    of 
    my 
    car 

    And 
    with 
    smile 
    he 
    said 

    'If 
    your 
    monkey's 
    got 
    that 
    kind 
    of 
    money 
    sir, 

    then 
    we've 
    got 
    monkey 
    bed!' 

    Chorus 1
    Me 
    and 
    my 
    monkey 

    With 
    dream 
    and 
    gun 

    I'm 
    hoping 
    my 
    monkey 

    don't 
    point 
    that 
    gun 
    at 
    anyone 

    Me 
    and 
    my 
    monkey 

    Like 
    Butch 
    and 
    the 
    Sundance 
    Kid 

    Trying 
    to 
    understand 

    why 
    he 
    did 
    what 
    he 
    did 

    Why 
    he 
    did 
    what 
    he 
    did 

    Verse 2
    And 
    at 
    the 
    elevator, 

    hit 
    the 
    33rd 
    floor 

    We 
    had 
    room 
    up 
    top 

    with 
    the 
    panoramic 
    views 

    Like 
    nothing 
    you'd 
    e
    ver 
    seen 
    before 

    He 
    went 
    to 
    sleep 
    in 
    the 
    bidet 

    and 
    when 
    he 
    awoke 

    He 
    ran 
    his 
    little 
    monkey 
    fingers 

    through 
    yellow 
    pages 

    Called 
    up 
    some 
    escort 
    services 

    and 
    ordered 
    some 
    okey 
    doke 

    Verse 3
    Forty 
    minutes 
    later 
    there 
    came 

    knock 
    at 
    the 
    door 

    In 
    walked 
    this 
    big 
    bad 
    ass 
    baboon 

    into 
    my 
    bedroom 
    with 
    three 
    monkey 
    whores 

    'Hi! 
    My 
    name 
    is 
    Sunshine, 

    these 
    are 
    my 
    girls 

    Lace 
    my 
    palm 
    with 
    silver 
    baby 

    and 
    oh 
    yeah, 

    they'll 
    rock 
    your 
    world' 

    Pre-chorus 2
    So 
    watched 
    pay-per-view 

    and 
    polished 
    my 
    shoes 
    and 
    my 
    gun 

    Was 
    diggin' 
    old 
    Kurt 
    Cobain 

    singing 
    'bout 
    lithium 

    There 
    came 
    knock 
    at 
    the 
    door 

    and 
    in 
    walked 
    Sunshine 

    'What's 
    up? 

    You'd 
    better 
    get 
    your 
    ass 
    in 
    here 
    boy, 

    your 
    monkey's 
    having 
    too 
    much 

    Chorus 2
    of 
    good 
    Time!' 

    Me 
    and 
    my 
    monkey 

    Drove 
    in 
    search 
    of 
    the 
    sun 

    Me 
    and 
    my 
    monkey 

    Don't 
    point 
    that 
    gun 
    at 
    anyone 

    Me 
    and 
    my 
    monkey 

    Like 
    Billy 
    the 
    Kid 

    Trying 
    to 
    understand 

    Why 
    he 
    did 
    what 
    he 
    did 

    Verse 4
    Why 
    he 
    did 
    what 
    he 
    did 

    Got 
    tickets 
    to 
    see 
    Sheena 
    Easton, 

    the 
    monkey 
    was 
    high 

    Said 
    it 
    was 
    burning 
    ambition 
    to 
    see 
    her 

    before 
    he 
    died 

    We 
    left 
    before 
    encores, 

    he 
    couldn't 
    sit 
    still 

    Sheena 
    was 
    blast 
    baby 

    but 
    my 
    monkey 
    was 
    ill 

    Verse 5
    We 
    went 
    to 
    play 
    black-jack, 

    kept 
    hitting 
    twenty 
    three 

    Couldn't 
    help 
    but 
    notice 
    this 
    Mexican 

    just 
    staring 
    at 
    me 

    Or 
    was 
    it 
    my 
    monkey? 

    couldn't 
    be 
    sure 

    It's 
    not 
    like 
    you'd 
    never 
    seen 
    monkey 

    in 
    rollerblades 
    and 
    dungarees 
    before 

    Pre-chorus 3
    Now 
    don't 
    test 
    my 
    patience 

    cause 
    we're 
    not 
    a
    bout 
    to 
    run 

    That's 
    bad 
    ass 
    monkey 
    boy 

    and 
    he's 
    packing 
    gun 

    'My 
    name 
    is 
    Rodriguez', 

    he 
    says 
    with 
    death 
    in 
    his 
    eye 

    'I've 
    been 
    chasing 
    you 
    for 
    long 
    time 

    amigos, 

    And 
    now 
    your 
    monkey's 
    gonna 
    die!' 

    Chorus 3
    Me 
    and 
    my 
    monkey 

    Drove 
    in 
    search 
    of 
    the 
    sun 

    Now 
    me 
    and 
    my 
    monkey 

    We 
    don't 
    wanna 
    kill 
    no 
    mexican 

    But 
    we've 
    got 
    ten 
    itchy 
    fingers 

    And 
    one 
    thing 
    to 
    declare 

    When 
    the 
    monkey 
    is 
    high 

    You 
    do 
    not 
    stare, 
    you 
    do 
    not 
    stare 

    Outro 1

    You 
    do 
    not 
    stare 


    Looks 
    like 
    we've 
    got 
    ourselves 

    mexican 
    standoff 
    here 
    boy 

    And 
    ain't 
    about 
    to 
    run 

    Put 
    your 
    gun 
    down, 
    boy 

    How 
    did 
    get 
    mixed 
    up 

    with 
    this 
    fucking 
    monkey 
    anyhow 


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