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Me And My Monkey chords by 
Robbie Williams 
Key: C minor•BPM: 123
Intro 1
Am
Am
Dm
Dm
G
G
F
F
Am
Am
Dm
Dm
G
G
F
F
Verse 1
Am
There was me and my monkey
Dm
And with his dungarees and roller blades
G
smoking filter tips
Reclining in the passenger seat
F
of my super-charged jet black Chevrolet
Am
He had the soft-top down
Dm
He liked the wind in his face
G
He said 'Son, you ever been to Vegas?'
I said 'no'
He said 'that's where we're gonna go,
F
you need a change of pace'
Am
And we hit the strip
Dm
with all the wedding chapels
and the neon signs
G
He said 'I left my wallet in El Segundo'
F
and proceeded to take
Pre-chorus 1
two grand of mine
Em
We made tracks
Dm
to The Mandalay Bay Hotel
Em
Asked the bell boy if he'd take me
Dm
and my monkey as well?
Em
He looked in the passenger seat of my car
Dm
And with a smile he said
Em
'If your monkey's got that kind of money sir,
E
then we've got a monkey bed!'
Chorus 1
Am
Me and my monkey
Dm
With a dream and a gun
G
I'm hoping my monkey
F
don't point that gun at anyone
Am
Me and my monkey
Dm
Like Butch and the Sundance Kid
G
Trying to understand
F
why he did what he did
Why he did what he did
Verse 2
Am
And at the elevator,
Dm
I hit the 33rd floor
G
We had a room up top
with the panoramic views
F
Like nothing you'd ever seen before
Am
He went to sleep in the bidet
Dm
and when he awoke
G
He ran his little monkey fingers
through yellow pages
Called up some escort services
F
and ordered some okey doke
Verse 3
Am
Dm
Forty minutes later there came a
knock at the door
G
In walked this big bad ass baboon
F
into my bedroom with three monkey whores
Am
'Hi! My name is Sunshine,
Dm
these are my girls
G
Lace my palm with silver baby
and oh yeah,
F
they'll rock your world'
Pre-chorus 2
Em
So I watched pay-per-view
Dm
and polished my shoes and my gun
Em
Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain
Dm
singing 'bout lithium
Em
There came a knock at the door
Dm
and in walked Sunshine
'What's up?
Em
You'd better get your ass in here boy,
E
your monkey's having too much
Chorus 2
of a good Time!'
Am
Me and my monkey
Dm
Drove in search of the sun
G
Me and my monkey
F
Don't point that gun at anyone
Am
Me and my monkey
Dm
Like Billy the Kid
G
Trying to understand
F
Why he did what he did
Verse 4
Why he did what he did
Am
Got tickets to see Sheena Easton,
Dm
the monkey was high
G
Said it was a burning ambition to see her
F
before he died
Am
We left before encores,
Dm
he couldn't sit still
G
Sheena was a blast baby
F
but my monkey was ill
Verse 5
Am
We went to play black-jack,
Dm
kept hitting twenty three
G
Couldn't help but notice this Mexican
F
just staring at me
Am
Or was it my monkey?
Dm
I couldn't be sure
G
It's not like you'd never seen a monkey
F
in rollerblades and dungarees before
Pre-chorus 3
Em
Now don't test my patience
Dm
cause we're not about to run
Em
That's a bad ass monkey boy
Dm
and he's packing a gun
Em
'My name is Rodriguez',
Dm
he says with death in his eye
Em
'I've been chasing you for a long time
amigos,
E
And now your monkey's gonna die!'
Chorus 3
Am
Me and my monkey
Dm
Drove in search of the sun
G
Now me and my monkey
F
We don't wanna kill no mexican
Am
But we've got ten itchy fingers
Dm
And one thing to declare
G
When the monkey is high
F
You do not stare, you do not stare
Outro 1
Am
Am
Dm
G
You do not stare
F
F
Am
Looks like we've got ourselves
a mexican standoff here boy
Dm
And I ain't about to run
G
Put your gun down, boy
F
How did I get mixed up
with this fucking monkey anyhow
Am
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